| Knorr Spinach Dip |
| 1 package (10oz.) of baby spinach or 1 package (10oz.) frozen chopped spinach thawed & squeezed dry. 1 container 16oz. of sour cream 1 cup Hellman's Real Mayonnaise 1 package Knorr Vegetable Recipe Mix 1 can (8oz.) water chestnuts, drained & chopped 3 green onions chopped Prep time: 10 minutes Chill time: 2 hours |
| Well after looking at the ridiculously long list of ingredients on the Wally World package..... I have decided to make my own spinach dip so I know what is in it. With the food allergies I have I have to know exactly whats in my food. SO....I found a recipe inmy Halloween Forum that was posted by MHOOCH........the lady with the pumpkin car! |
| Combine all the ingredients & chill about 2 hours. Serve with your favorite dippers. A new serving idea: Hollow out cucumber slices & cherry tomatoes. Fill vegetable with Knorr Spinach Dip & garnish with a sprig of dill. Makes 4 cups. Definately go for water chestnuts, they add a nice crunch, and I always serve it in a King's Hawaiian round bread loaf with the midle cut out for a bowl & pieces of bread to dip. I always buy extra bread & cut it up, cause the middle of the loaf is never enough. Ishwitch added......You can also use a round pumperknickel & make a cauldron out of it. Turn it upside down to hollow out, the flat bottom gives a nice edge. Place it on a fire of big pretzel logs with red, orange & yellow bell pepper flames. |
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| Spinach Dip |
| I have never had Spinach Dip or Hummus before last New Year's when the local Walmart had all this stuff for the holidays & I thought I'm gonna try it. I have not tried making these items from scratch cause the stuff from the store was so good! Thats where I'll buy it for my parties. I'm a firm believer in saving time where you can. |
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| Knorr Vegetable Recipe Mix |
| Squeezed 10oz. pak of frozen spinach |
| When opening your can of water chestnuts make sure to rinse them well, then chop fine. Next chop your 3 green onions. Add these to your spinach & mix well. |
| Get your cup of mayo ready next & add it & your 16oz. container of sour cream to the spinach mixture. Mix well |
| Now add in your Knorr Vegatable Mix |
| This recipe makes 4 cups of Spinach Dip. Now cover your mixture with film wrap or put in a plastic container with a lid & stick it in the refrigerator for 2 hours to chill. |
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