| BUSH BEATS CLINTON IN MOCK ELECTION POLL |
| Politics - CH |
| Fri May 31, 11:00 AM CST |
| By Coldheart, Coldheartedtruth Writer |
| Bush: puts his best man on getting early results of the polling |
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| George W Bush would win re-election against former President William Jefferson Clinton according to recent Yahoo Poster Polling. By a razer thin margin of only 7 votes, Bush took a 52% to 48% mock victory against the Democratic goldenboy. While neither candidate could be reached for comment, those close to the situation say they both were watching closely and the competitive fires were stoked through-out. Meanwhile several Yahoo posters weighed in on the controversial poll. Repub_rat_bastard never doubted the results. �I was confident that Bush would beat Clinton, although I thought it would be by a much wider margin�� He encouraged Clinton to not give up and to consider |
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| Clinton: reviewing the polling results, and planning legal action. |
| that the polling results were �Close, but no cigar�. Myballsinthewoods was quoted as saying that �a compassionate president will always beat a passionate one.� Nyukyukyuk, apparently in some kind of shock over the results, insisted on quoting several O.J. Simpson statements as a reflection of how he felt�. Meanwhile several posters on the �DOJ says no credible evidence that any Florida residents intentionally denied voting rights in 2000� board claimed that they were disenfranchised from the polling for various reasons, most of which involved Katherine Harris. Other opinions ran rampant as well. According to those close to him�.when he heard of the results, Radio Talk Show Giant Rush Limbaugh called the polling �another home run for President George W Bush�. Meanwhile, rumors are that The New York Times editorial staff is currently looking into allegations of polling fraud and may be running extensive statistical analysis into the inaccuracies of the polling. |
| The Polling was done over a two week long period where Yaho posters were asked to choose between George W Bush and William Clinton. Coldheartedtruth and Gallupe Polling joined forces for this non-scientific, no rules poll. It was conducted entirely non-randomly and the 159 responses were carefully and mathematically calculated to provide for the inaccuracy of the results. The question and results can be viewed at http://www.geocities.com/coldheartedtruth under the poster poll archives. |
