| Yahoo Posters prefer Summerdrum as a Troll |
| Politics - CH |
| Sun April 14th, 11:11 PM CST |
| By C.H. Truth, Coldheartedtruth Writer |
| POSTING BOARD (CH) - An overwelming number of Yahoo Posters miss the old Summerdrum troll. Well, if they don't miss him, at the very least they prefer the Troll to the new and unimproved, kinder, gentler version of him. Recently Summerdrum supposedly confessed to being a wheelchair bound teen who is using the Yahoo Board as a chance to 'get out in the world'... He Apologized to several posters he though he may have offended, and even started ending his posts with the name 'Jonah'. This washed with only 3% of the posters who either thought it was a nobel jesture or was happy with the elimination of a troll. 7% thinks he made up the whole wheelchair persona either for attention, or as some elaborate trolling scheme, and another 4% 'couldn't care less'. However, a resounding 86% liked him better as a troll. Recently Summerdrum has been noticed to begin trolling again, likely due in part to these numbers. |
| NBA Bad boy Rasheed Wallace, in an interview after the double overtime victory over the LA Lakers on sunday, likened the posting troll to the role of the enforcer in the NBA. "I think you need one on every board.... just like we need enforcers on every team." When Asked specifically about Summerdrum's trolling technique Wallace Replied "I don't know that much about Summerdrum, but from what I hear, the boy can troll. Yeah, I'd take him on my trolling team anyday, man". It's not certain if Wallace frequents the Yahoo posting boards, or what alias he may use if he does. |
| Wallace:Summerdrum got trolling game..... |
| The Polling was done over a week long period. Coldheartedtruth and Gallupe Polling joined forces for this non-scientific, no rules poll. It was conducted entirely non-randomly and the 83 responses were carefully and mathematically calculated to provide for the inaccuracy of the results. The question and results can be viewed at http://www.geocities.com/coldheartedtruth under the poster poll archives. |
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