July 25, 2006
Not Offensive Enough: DVM at the Sagittarian Spectacular
December 28, 2005
Not Very Factual: My Minute or Two with John Waters
July 9, 2005 (revised September 22, 2005)
My Actual Dreams in the Twenty-First Century So Far: Celebrity Edition
in The New Yinzer, issue 19, January 2003
I Hate Gates: My Futile Month-and-a-Half of Hypergraphia
December 2-3, 2002 (with a July 14, 2005, author's note)
My Actual David Foster Wallace Dreams
in Inkburns, November 2002
An Interview with Dave Matthews, Who Looks for Dates the Way Others Get Rid of Cars and Cats
by Cara Gilotti, in The New Yinzer, issue 16, October 2002. I no longer looks for dates that way, though I still have a "stylish, adult printing style."
Serious as a Heart Attack
April 23, 2001
The Truth about Santa
April 2, 2001
Fazoovialism: My Top Ten Actual Dreams of the 1990s, in Chronological Order, from My Personal Records
February 22, 2001
I can't put enough DVMphasis upon DVMbracing the fact that I'm not DVMblematic of DVMpty-headed DVMbarrassment....Home.
� 2005 David V. Matthews