| YOU MIGHT BE A LINE DANCER IF..... 1. You always start counting with 5,6,7,8 or 4,5,6 2. You always Grape Vine down your supermarket isles. 3. You have a neon light tan line. 4. You have a separate closet for your dance clothes. 5. Mumble things in your sleep like one more time. 6. Know you can't eat anything off a grape vine. 7. Know the difference between Sheplers, Cheyenne, and Drysdales, or even know what they are. 8. Wear a belt buckle that costs more than your first car. 9. You own one or more pair of bowling shoes and don't have a ball and can't find the alley. 10. Try to purchase a hamburger with some Kick-ball-change. 11. Watch Friday night T.V. on Sunday. 12. The bar you dance at goes broke becuase you only order water. 13. Foreplay is 5, 6, 7, 8. 14. Your hands go into your pockets every time you hear country music. 15. Your boots match your ourfit. 16. Your work boots have fringe. 17. You break your leg building a dance hall. 18. You look up while dancing and everyone else is doing the wrong dance. 19. You watch your feet while dancing. 20. Perspiration drips off the end of your nose. 21. You ride 10 miles on a mountain bike and still go dancing at night. 22. You don't have a willing partner. 23. Your wife stomps her foot and you don't pay any attention. 24. A Trashy women is a dance, not someone you find in a bar. 25. Ty England is a performer, not a geographical location. 26. Garth Brooks is a singer, not a retirement community. 27. Pigeon toes don't refer to birds. 28. You don't fish with a swivel. 29. A jazz box is not a New Orleans honky tonk. 30. Patty Loveless is a person, not a condition. 31. You talk with your feet and not your hands. |
| COUNTRY CUT-UPS FUN STUFF FOR LINE DANCERS |
| Country Line Dance Grandma The grand kids like to visit, They are always stopping by Sure they'll find their grandma In the kitchen baking pie But times have changes since grandma Learned to twinkle and vine She can hook and hitch and scoot, Her jazz box is real fine. Oh, grandma's in the kitchen still, In cold and snowy weather But she's not baking cookies, kids! She's out there slappin' leather! ~~By Ruth Stillwell |
| BRAIN POWER There is a Chinese proverb that says: "I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand." Experiments have confirmed this. Experts tell us that people generally remember: 10 percent................ of what they READ 20 percent................. of what they HEAR 30 percent................... of what they SEE 50 percent.... of what they HEAR and SEE 70 percent. of what they SAY and WRITE 90 percent .....................of what they DO A picture is worth a thousand words. A big part of learning how to dance is learning how to observe. |
| LOOK, FEEL AND BE SHARP LOOK SHARP-----Posture with a purpose FEEL SHARP---Confidence and Enthusiam FEEL SHARP--------------------Know How BE SHARP-----------------------Be Friendly BE SHARP---------------Be Communicative BE SHARP-------------------Be Considerate |
| JUST THINK...if a bar of iron was worth about $ 5.00. When made into horse shoes, the same iron is worth about $ 10.50. If made into needles, it is worth about $ 3,285.00. If turned into balance springs for watches, it becomes worth about $ 250,000.00. The same is true of another kind of material-YOU! Your value is determined by what you make of yourself |
| LOOK UP! Don't be shy, there is light up there and it helps you to see where you are going. By looking up it also looks professional, helps to keep your posture, your balance, and above all it helps you to look as if you know the dance. Not only do you look good but you feel good, it lets you smile at other people, and yes if you are brave enough really brave enough, you can evenTALK to other dancers whithout missing the steps. THINK ABOUT IT ! |
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