SOME MORE THINGS I DO
Yep, I actually do even more.
Isn't that amazing?
I think so.
Sleep Unusual Hours - 6AM to 12PM, 9AM to 4PM, 7AM to 1PM, 8AM to 2PM, 7PM to 3AM, 11PM to 6AM, the list of hours goes on and on. I never stick to just one. They always seem to change. However, last summer, the 9AM to 4PM schedule was very popular with me. I only slept every other day, though. Whenever I didn't sleep, I lived off of infomercials and reruns of Conan O' Brien.
This is me sleeping.

Walk Around - I always have a hard time falling asleep, so sometimes I'll just go outside and walk around in the park, or just around the town, usually anywhere between 1 to 6 in the morning. Surprisingly, I haven't been stopped by any police while walking around so late, or so early, which is unusual, because I've been searched by the police 3 times, in broad daylight, on my own block.
Beat Myself Up (Literally) - If I say something stupid or answer a question wrong, I'll punch myself in the face or stomach...maybe both. I've actually made my mouth bleed on a few occassions. Sometimes I'll even use weapons, like broken glass bottles and floor tiles. This can either entertain or frighten a person...depends on who's watching. There's a whole scene of me doing this in my movie Revenge.
Watch TV - I try to watch as much as possible. Some shows are just horrible, and I am unable to endure them. Then again, there are great shows, such as Mr. Show, Wonder Showzen, Freaks and Geeks, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, and The Simpsons.

Me and Matt Groening, back when I was in 9th grade.
Listen to this Stuff - By stuff, I mean music stuff.

I finally got to meet him! His Bad Hair Day tour was my first concert in '96.

A few pictures that were taken after a GWAR show.
Click for more TMBG pictures.
Watch a Lot of Movies - There's over 3,000 in my house. Some people say they know a lot about movies. Actually, I say that too. These are my 3 favorites.
A Clockwork Orange I have seen this over 50 times.
The Big Lebowski I have seen this over 200 times.
CLICK HERE TO SEE MY PICTURES FROM LEBOWSKI FEST!
This is Spinal Tap I have seen this over 100 times.
Talk about overboard with the Spinal Tap accessories ... yep ... even the lighter.

Explore the Wash - The wash is that big tunnel looking thing with small holes on the side of the walls, leading to even more tunnels and passageways. Washes usually go through parks and under streets. They're used as giant storm drains. Well, I walk and crawl through these things for fun. Sure, I get sludge all over me, but it's a nice little journey. Of course, I never go through the wash when it rains, because I'd probably be killed by a flash flood. I used to explore a lot more often in high school, but unfortunately, now that I'm an adult, I could get fined $1,000 for trespassing.

Pictures of a friendly little wash snake.
