"QUOTES"
Heh, how clever is that? Quotation makrs around the word, "Quotes". Ha ha, I kill me.
"Even in my dreams I'm rejected." -THAD
"I'm always inspired by pain... never by love." -THAD
"It's just a pigment of my imagination." -Berry Man
"My pain makes people happy." -THAD
"It doesn't matter if they're laughing at me, or with me, as long as they laugh." -THAD
"My review for Battlefield Earth: It's L. Ron Horrible!" -F.
"All women are objects until proven human." -THAD
"So the guy charged me $150.00 to fix my fridge, and I told him, 'Well look, if you're going to charge that much, I'm going to have to take you in the bathroom and fuck you in the ass.' He didn't like that very much, so he went ahead and lowered the price." -Matt Aldrich
"I'm absorbing the coolness." -Alex Zane
"You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!" -Chauncy
"I'd eat a lot of chocolate and sugar to make me feel better, but when you do that, you get that sugar high, but then you go 'whoaaaaaaaaah!' and crash down so hard, that before you know it, you're just a mangled bloody mess on the side of the road, next to that dead possum that people don't like to look at because it has all that goo coming out of its popped eyeballs, and kids walk by and dare their friends to poke you with a stick." -THAD
"Are you too retarded to eat that sandwich?" -Matt Aldrich
"If love is a room, my life is a series of hallways." -Nathan Payne
"Survival Insurance is run by Scientologists? I'm sorry, I can't take that ride." -THAD
"See? The background is pink, because she's a girl." -Angel A. Huezo
"I think Christina Ricci's past her prime. I haven't masturbated to one of her movies since The Addam's Family." -THAD
"You're the object of my infection." -Berry Man
"You can often find humor by turning something upside-down...like a...small child. -Emo Phillips
"If you were a man, do you think that if you were a chick you'd go out with that guy?" -THAD
"Better dumb and happy than smart and without any friends. Better cute, and better loud, better join up with the crowd." -Elf Man
"When Danzilla calls collect, you'd better accept the charges!" -Donald Dorroh
"McGriddle me this, McGriddle me that, whose food fucks you in the ass with fat? Mc'fucking'Donalds, mother fucker!" -Matt Aldrich
"A pacifist is just a violent person without a motive." -Robby Ettinger
"What, do you just follow me around and write down everything I say, so you can put it on your damned site?" -Berry Man
"Prostitute, I hate you. Put down the Oreo crackers and quit doing the sex." -Group X
"The world's greatest female rock musician? That's like the world's smartest retard." -THAD