True story. Well it was in class one day my senior year of high school. In between me passing out Snapple bottle caps to all the students and trying to get an orchestra of clicking all around, I decided to hit my knuckles up against the metal tables...which stung...but still created a pleasant cracking sound. So I continued to do so, even though it hurt. Anything for my album, "Sounds of the Knuckle Table," which never made it, for obvious reasons. Other fake albums and bands I've made with friends include Danzilla with the album "Random Spike", The Plastic Bags with our hit single "Fuck Paper", and many others. I hope to someday create a real album, but I'm not getting my hopes up. I do try and write songs, but all I have recorded so far are parodies that already have a set tune to them. Someday...
Enough of my yackin' and go back