"Go bitch at them, Jason." -James
(Sounds of muffled whispering)
"Way to tell 'em, Jason!" -Me
"(after Mr. Dodson leaves) Who's going to lead us now?" -Zane
"(in a creepy voice) I'll lead you!" -Me
"And then an alien comes out of her mouth and I'd
be like: 'I knew it all along!" -Jason
"Hi. I'm Dr. Emmett, male understudy. It's like a male sex slave, except without all the love and fun." -Andy M.
"I'm Chera and I'll be the costume manager. You mess with me and you'll be in tights." -Chera
"Can we all stack up and tumble out once they open the door?" -Zane
"If not, we quit." -Andy K.
"Beth, I don't know you extremely well, but I know enough about you to know that you love being the center of attention. Now get back in bed!" -Mr. Dodson (Beth played the main character who stayed in bed the whole time)
"Alex, if you don't have anything not-horny to say, then..well..you probably don't have anything to say." -Me
"Probably not." -Alex
"There's certain people I won't kiss because I know they'll hit me, and I"m a weak man. Now I'm gonna go kiss Mr. Dodson, and then I'm going home!" -Andy M., when kissing everyone on the cheek before leaving
"Mrs. Elbert "Invalid" Stevenson! Watch out or she'll make you an invalid!" -Lauren, as a wrestling announcer
"There's no way I can get out of this bed without ripping this-if I roll out of bed, it rips, if Andy pulls me up, it rips...if I do a back-handspring off the bed, it rips." -Beth
"(calling someone on her cell-phone)Hi, is Ines there?...Ines...Sorry, wrong number." -Micha
"LINE!" -Andy M., when he gets to the part where he's supposed to say "Sorry, wrong number"
Jason's idea for new dialogue in "Sorry, Wrong Number:"
"I didn't call the firedepartment...why are you dressed as a fireman? Where's the fire?" -Beth
"In my pants!" -Andy M.
"What...What's that?! Someone picked up the phone downstairs! Someone's in my house!
(sounds of eating) OMG, it's Sergent Duffy!!!" -Beth
"One of your operators, stupid, they
dialed the wrong number, and-"-Beth
"Yeah, they're all like that." -Me