| Scrub: noun 2.b) any small or insignificant person. Adjective 1. mean; poor; inferior, Webster�s New World College Dictionary, 14th Edition. Back when I was in Jr. High School, we use to call people scrubs if they were losers, dirty, dorkey, unpopular, etc. I think most people classified me as a scrub when I was in jr. High School. The evidence that I was a scrub seems insurmountable. I was extremely shy and reserved, I told really corny joke, I was really awkward looking, I got most of my clothes from Jamesway, and I had some really bizarre person attributes. Hell, I was even a little �dirty.� Ok, maybe a lot �dirty.� Regardless, I think I was misclassified as a scrub. I think the accurate classification of myself in Jr. High School is eccentric. But let�s back up and see how I originally got this classification as �a scrub.� When I was 12 years old, my family moved to Ellenville, NY from the Bronx. Now I wasn�t a typical kid from the Bronx. I grew up on Pelem Parkway, which is actually a pretty nice neighborhood in the Bronx, I was sick as a kid a lot, so I was never around a whole lot of kids, and I have a naturally reserved demeanor. So to everyone around me, I seemed like a really shy kid with a Bronx accent. |
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| Regardless, I had a really tough time adjusting to my new school and surroundings. First off, when I first started Jr. High School, I went through a really big growth spurt. I recently saw a picture of myself when I was in 7th grade, and man, was I awkward looking. It seemed like a transformed overnight, from a cute charming kid to this tall awkward doof that was clumsy and uncoordinated. On top of that, my voice changed too. So not only did I look funny, I sounded funny. Picture listening to a semi deep voice that cracked a lot and had a Bronx accent. That probably sounded like nails scratching on a black board. Needless to say, that didn�t win over many people in Ellenville. In addition to my bizarre looks and lack of social poise (along with my lack of personal hygiene), I also had rather bizarre personal attributes and habits. One of them being that I never used my locker. For some reason, I just could not get my locker to work in the 7th grade. One time, my inability to get my locker open made me late for Math class. My math teacher, Mr. Quinn, asked me why I was late to class. I informed him I was having trouble with my locker. He reprimanded me in front of the class, gave me detention, and informed me that if I was ever late again, the consequences were going to be more severe. |
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| Well, I wasn�t going to risk getting in more trouble because of my stupid locker. So I decided to get myself a really big bag, put all of my books in it, and free myself of that useless locker. At first, this was a little cumbersome because I had 8 or 9 classes worth of books in one bag, so was really heavy and hard to maneuver. But think of the benefits of having such a great bag. I never forgot a book for class (since I always had all my books with me), carrying all of those books was a great work out, and I was always on time to class because I never had to go to my locker. (I was also able to put my gym clothes and lunch in this bag. What a great bag!!!!!!!) Regardless of its amazing benefits, people still made fun of me for carrying around such a big bag. People made fun of me because nobody else carried around all of their books. People also made fun of me because my bag was made out of brown pleather (pleather is plastic material made to look like leather) so the bag was not exactly stylish. That along with my cloths from Jamesway and Puma sneakers (pumas were really uncool in the late 80�s) made it seem like I had no fashion sense which contributed to my scrub image. So there is a lot of evidence that seems to point to me being a scrub in Jr. High School. I suggest that my behavior was more bizarre than scrub like. Bizarre behavior is more akin to being eccentric than being �a scrub.� |
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