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GRETEL NOW TAKES BRIBES ON ROVE!!
On a recent appearance on Rove, Gretel was trying to avoid giving any details about Big Brother 2007 when Rove offered Gretel a $20 note but to no avail. Some of us wouldn't be suprised if it was for Gretel's unkown drug habit or her taxi fare back to her penthouse suite at her hotel but makes one wonder.


Gretel's new look below...

Hamish and Andy upstaging Merlin infamous antic...


DON'T TAKE YOUR MOBILE OR CAMERA TO
BIG BROTHER....
OTHERWISE YOU MAY BE EVICTED!!
This year from various reports.... people attending big brother 2007 opening night got more than what they bargained for. Details are sketctchy at this point of time but people were removed from the audience due to use of camera's and mobile phones to leak out details to the outside world.
Poor old Gretel apparently protested with producers to allow the audience with normal digital camera's to take pictures to no avail. Next year on Big Brother we can expect metal detectors and sniffer dogs looking out for controversial items. Makes one wonder to what Gretel will be doing.... My guess is that she'll be sniffing rather than detecting to get over the over excessive nature of the show if one can get the Idea.
I hope to provide more details when more details come to hand....
BIG BROTHER 2007 OPENING NIGHT!!!
Apart from the mayhem of opening night which didn't air on Televsion, the opening went smoothy 'cept one housemate was eager to get into the house early by coming upon the stage before Gretel could introduce him.

With Hayley as the first person to enter the house, it was not long before the audience started to wonder if there were any boys going to be in the house this year. Their smart plan was to get all the girls in the house first then place them in the Diary Room so they could watch and get moist over watching the men entering the house. Eventually the boys got the idea to what was happening when all the house mates finally met. The boys were disappointed that they girls got into the drinks first.
The girls (above) entering and awaiting the boys.

Finally they all meet. (above)
This years secrets are expected to be numerous but one really questions on this years scandals that this house may hold for us this year. There are 2 relationships of some variation, no cash prize for this years winner, mystery white room and a "Mr X".
Given what is on offer to a point..... they all may as well just walk out and smile that they all had their 5 minutes of fame on australian televsion before their lives become a living hell.
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