The Authors and Staff |
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| Ali: Welcome to our Authors Page. I'll take you through my staff! |
| Kirk: I don't work for you! What are you talking about? |
| Ali: Just play along! It's the AUTHORS PAGE! |
| Kirk: Fine, like I do anything! |
| Ali: Anyway, that was Kirk the art designer.. well, art is a hard thing to do so his page isn't very popular. Right Kirk? |
| Kirk: zzzzzzzz uhh huh? Oh yeah! I just sleep all day! Good Night! zzzzzzzzzz |
| Ali: Please send me some art or something so Kirk actually has something to do! |
| Andrew: I wish I had that job! |
| Ali: That's Andrew, the editor and web designer. He's always alert, searching for any misspelled words or grammatical errors. He uses his knowledge of HTML to make the site look good. |
| Andrew: I guess I might as well get back to work!(turns back to the computer) |
| Amanda: At least my job is easier! |
| Ali: That's Amanda, the Guestbook and E-mail Manager. So don't send anything offensive to her in the Guestbook or in E-mail. |
| Amanda: They better not, including that twig/stick/sword Phillip! |
| Andrew: You, know, just because you're the manager of that section doesn't mean you can be offensive... |
| Ali: Thats Amanda! |
| (Jason runs in) |
| Jason: Hi guys! |
| Ali: What the! I thought you died in Amanda's story! |
| Jason: Sephiroth resurrected me!(runs outside into the street while a truck is about to hit him) |
| (SMACK!) |
| Ali: That's Jason, the idiot, who's always in our way. |
| (Kirk wakes up) |
| Kirk: Did I miss something? |
| Andrew: (still on the computer) I wasn't really paying attention, I heard girlish screams and the squeaking of ass gerbils. |
| Amanda: Jason got run over by a truck! |
| Kirk: Damn! I missed it!(falls back asleep) |
| Ali: Oh, and I'm the Publisher. I built this site with my own two hands!...With the assistance of pagebuilder of course! E-mail me. Thank you for coming to our site! |
| Jason: I'm still alive!(then a car runs over Jason) |
| Sephiroth: My new car!!! |
| Ali: Lets get out of here! |
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