In no particular order:

Anyone else notice the striking similarities between George Orwell's book 1984 and this school?  The TV's are like those little screens, the Thought Police are the counselors and the Outer Party are teachers, and the Inner Party is the office staff.  Its amazing!  Who would that make Big Brother, Milt?

Freshman aren't allowed to go to homecoming, nor any other "High School" dance. Its like they think the rest of the world doesn't think we're high schoolers, too.

A certain administrator suspected a certain student of doing drugs. This student was sent to a counselor for investigation. After reviewing the students background: AP English, Advanced Algebra, 4.0 GPA, sports participation, etc... The suspicion was dropped. I wonder what the administrator was smoking???

There is no freshman knowledge bowl.

Because of vandalism, the boys bathroom door was actually taken off. Not only is this not going to keep anyone from vandalizing the bathroom, its not even a punishment. It keeps us from having to open a door. Yay!

They tear out the district's only baseball field for a bus barn. -J.

After a sofa in a room was knocked into a one of those movable divider walls, all sofas in class rooms have been permanently banned. -W.

Go ahead and re-schedule the talent show another week, you haven't caused my band any trouble, you stupid morons!

If you are witness to a fight, and don't go get help, you are subject to extreme punishment. You aren't allowed to watch, or forcefully break it up.

Freshman are forced to take typing, the most pointless class ever.

I'm the school's website webmaster. I'm also a technology aid. I've spent entire days teaching the principle how to make websites. He's trying to make a high school reunion page for the high school he went to. Someone needs to tell me why this makes sense.

Here's a great one:  I was brought into the counselor's office and asked if was suicidal.  No, that's not shocking.  What's shocking is she waited over the weekend to ask, because I got the note late and she was busy when I finally found her.  Boy, how she would have felt bad if I had capped myself!

I had to help the technology teacher make his family's Christmas cards. Explain that one to me, too.

Wearing pajama pants to school is banned. -C.

A certain member of the student government was severely ticked off one day and wrote nasty, straight to the point letters to the president and high-ranking officials about their policies. The letters were given out of school. The person was banned from running again next year for an office.  Good think this "certain member" is an absolute idiot.  Otherwise I might have had to do something about it.

I was rejected from NJHS because I gotten in fights defending myself.  Defending including whipping a lunch tray across the cafeteria.

They started repairing a broken fire alarm during class. It went off twice. We evacuated twice.

A computer went hay-wire and printed 17 copies of a 12 slide Power Point presentation. The person who was on the computer was charged $12 in printer fees.

Someone needs to get an Anti-Flag T-shirt for me to wear to school.  Several people have had to turn them inside out, because of their "violent" message.  They are a bunch of punk hippies!  Leave them alone!

There are no late buses.

Football gets at least 3 times as much funding as Cross-Country. This makes no sense, because everyone knows Cross-Country is the harder, better, and more cost effective sport.

The freshman science teachers are horrible..

During times when staff are low, administration closes off certain areas of the lunch/commons area forcing an already tightly massed group of people into a smaller space. Real smart. This always causes greater problems.