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Nothing distracts from your work more than improper grammar and spelling. I am extremely well versed in the intricacies of the English language. I take my work very seriously and have helped many college and high school friends achieve better grades. If you wish, I will now be offering proofreading services so I might have an item to add to my résumé.
If you have any materials that need to be edited and/or proofread, please e-mail me:
Good Evening, and welcome to the Clint Theatre of Horror. I shock, I offend, I say anything and everything for the sole purpose of amusing myself. Read if you must, laugh if you will, turn your head in disgust often. Angry rants and offensive insights are my niche.
Over the years, many things have happened in my life that have ultimately led me to a conservative, cynical, and sometimes offensive viewpoint on human society and human nature. If you were to cut open my skull to reveal the meat inside, this is what you would get. Shocking to some, a fuse at the end of its burn to others.
The opinions expressed herein are the truth, as I see it, and are offensive and explicit. But my views aren't only my own. Every now and again I might post similar musings from others who share similar sparks of my synapses.
If Right-Wing rants aren't your strain of hemp, do not click on the horror that lurks within . . .
Today: "Male, Female . . . Other?"
Sir Notlinc's Guide to Proper Etiquette
When walking into a public lavatory, observe the number of urinals. A gentleman must never chose the central urinal unless necessity demands it. It is not proper to urinate beside a man when you do not have to. Adieu for the now.
Mick and Dirk:
Mick: Dude, how tall do you think Godzilla is? Dirk: Man, he can't be more than 6'2. Mick: Dude? Dirk: Man, he just looks tall because he's always surrounded by Asians.
Copyright © Clint Hall, 2007. All rights reserved.
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