| The Top 10 Clues that should make you realize that maybe who you are with isn't the "right" one for you! |
| 10. God says "NO" (maybe that should be number 1!) 9. He asks you to marry him after taking you to see "Beauty and the Beast" on ice. (in the guys defense, maybe you like Disney movies and stuff, but maybe you just don't really care to see them on ice!) 8. Insane family (I mean, really...totally insane...you know, possibly life threatening) 7. When you sit in a room with no t.v., radio, or other people for four hours and don't say a word. 6. When you don't kiss him for the final two months of a relationship and he doesn't notice. 5. When your parents tell you that "even though you are 22 years old, I forbid you to go to (the city he happens to live in) or anywhere that his dad would know to look for you." 4. When you look in the Sunday paper to see if you know any of the people getting married and you get really depressed because all the brides look so happy and you aren't sure you will be able to fake it for the photos (much less the wedding). 3. When you have to add in the cost of armed off-duty police officers to your wedding budget. 2. When your new last name is going to rhyme with your first name (yeah, go ahead and laugh) 1. When you first meet the guy and find out that his last name rhymes with your first name and the thought that goes to your head "Well, that's okay, he's not the kinda guy I would ever marry anyway." They say that hindsight is 20/20. I just pray that my forsight has improved!!! |