| Deep Thoughts (or not!!) |
| Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling "movie, movie"?! Did Adam and Eve have navels? Did you ever notice when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in the car he sticks his head out the window? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? How many people thought of the Post-It Note before it was invented but didn't have anything to jot it down on? If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station at my desk? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If soap is supposed to make you clean, why does it leave scum? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? If you throw a cat out of a car window does it become kitty litter? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop? You know how most packages say "open here"? What is the protocol if the package says "open somewhere else"? In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast, or do they have to ask for American toast? Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop? Why are they called "goose bumps"? Do geese get people bumps? Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out."? If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? |