| Storie and Crap That Are Too Boring for Other Pages So I Plonked them Here. They Will be Good. Really Good. I Mean Really. |
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| The Most Honest Man On Earth. |
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| Olsama BEAN Laden |
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| If you can't think of anything nice to say don't say anything at all. But I willl defy the rule and say this: the melodic French duck has overstepped the mark of eternity and broken my nose. |
| I drink the fertile urine of a green eyed goblin from Egypt. |
| And so it all comes to this and I can't speak! |
| If you can click on this link then you have a magic computer. |
| Phallusism is the worshiping of phallus. Cool dude. |
| The Cranberry Story of My Dreams It all started when the frog of the moon said hi to the cucumbeer from the Outer Heberadies, who then replyed with a belch and a pound and a half of sugar. Here is how the conversation went: 'Hi' '(Belch)' That was it. Anyway the frog and the cucumber were secretly addicted to sowing and milk. But the problem was the milk got inbeded in the sowing and then the sowing became a talking point with the bacteria of flesh, and that is not good in a huggermugger of worlds. So the cumcumber's wife was becomeing increasingly aggitated and so phoned the penguin advice line for help. They told her that she was a cucumber and they were penguins so they should surround a castle for meat. So that is what the cucumbers wife did while the cucumber was wiith the frog sowing and milking. Although the frog didn't have a wife, his wife also was worried about his addiction. So she phoned a different helpline to the cucumber's wife. This helpline firstly told her that the dominant demise of Stanley was all due to the fact that no-one had any pin-striped jackets. Then it told her that she should help her husband by including a nasel worm in her evening meal, so she did. The wife at the castle was however in a rut and standing in line for a great bearded rat. She then realised that she hadn't seen her husband for 17 years, and he was cured. THE END. |
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| The Dude Story. Once upon a time, there was a penguin named Fred. Fred was a penguin. Unfortunatly Fred was not a very poular penguin. He could not for the life of him figure out why no-one wanted to hang out with him. "Hmm," he said one day, while brushing his long and flowing nose hair. "I wonder why no-one likes me. Maybe it's because I never take a shower, and i have long flowing nose hair.... Naw, I'm sure the greasy look is in this year." So he skipped another shower and played tiddlywinks instead. "Sigh" he said while playing tiddlywinks, "I wish I had someone to play tiddlywinks with." All of a sudden a blue potatoe popped into existance next to him, and started playing tiddlywinks. "Wh-who are you?" Fred asked breathless. "I am a magical blue potatoe." Said the blue potato. "Oh wow, you are a magical blue potato." echoed Fred in awe. "Can you grant wishes or something?". "No" said the potato, sjaking what appeared to be his head. "I am the usual magical blue potatoe's understudy, so all I can do is pop up and play tiddlywinks with random penguins" "OK" said Fred "That's cool, lets play tiddlywinks together then". "I see" said the magical blue potato "I get to go first because i am blue" Fred couldn't argue with that logic so he stepped aside and let the potato play. But all was not well at Fred's camp. For once the potato started playing; he would not let poor, greasy Fred play. "Please let me play, it's my turn" pleaded the penguin. But the blue potato stood it's ground and said "No! And your mama wears combat boots!" Fred was aghast! how dare that insolent vegitable insult his mother. Something must be done. Something indeed. So he called up McDonalds and told them he had a magical blue potatoe that he was willing to sell, for them to make frie from. Ronald Mcdonald promptly arrived at the door carrying a magic sack and he tossed the blue potato into it amist it's cries of help. |
| The Dude Story cont. Then the magic sack disappeared and Ronald explained that the blue potato was being cooked that instant and the he sked if Fred would like to play tiddlywinks with him.. Fred Said "Yes I would love to".And that is the story of how Ronald McDonald met Fred, and of how several thousand chldren got food poisening from McDonallds magical blue french fries that were immedietly taken off the market. THE END |