| An Idea in This World is Worth Twice as much As A Packet of Couponated Driving. |
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| If a pig loses it voice, is it disgruntled? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| BIG FAT MAN MATCHES STRANGE GREEN BUS WITH THE PROOF THAT IS NEEDED FOR FINDING THE MAGIC INTERIOR. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you spin an oriental man, does he become disoriented? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If I dreamed of being chased by a giant squirrel would that make me a nut? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you try to fail, and you fail, have you succeeded or failed? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Breathe more deeply. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Infinitesimal gradations | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Hss it ever occured to you that the biggest train was larger than the smallest, most dignifyed pair of tongs? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Think of the radio | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Make something impossible. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Repetition is a form of change | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Question the heroic approach | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Consider different fading systems | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Do we need holes? | State the problem in words as clearly as possible | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Be a communist even if you are not bored. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Humanize something free from error. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Gulago Hang Lothalael Shamand Thatu Thithanatha Ugldrng Vanag Wegulanathi Welirgrtururth |
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| Be one of these: A clumsy, melancholy, peaceful businessperson who hates animals. A pessimistic, generous teacher who has several nervous habits. An atheistic, peace-loving archivist. An indecisive prostitute with little money. An unhealthy, unremarkable, intimidating theologian. An open-minded archivist who fears the future. A hypocritical thief. An open-minded mentor. A well-proportioned explorer living on borrowed time. A graceful, wise, conformist businessperson. |
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| HELLO I am Clem. Facts about me: they are not interest- ing but they may be if they were I would tell you but since I am not going to end this sentence for a long time I think our time should be spent more wisely like talking about politics or having and having not which is not having in case you hadn't heard well now i have no space to write the facts, unlucky. |
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| Pretend you are one of these people! Bishop Grace in Pain Circlet of Silence Cup of Steel Czar Noterierty Kept in the Mysterious Necropolis Czar who is the Great Priestess Diadem of Steel Duke Holding the Silver Harpoon and Who Makes the Valley Ensorceled King Bearing the Beyrl Pick Garb of Morning Gown of Life King Horror Knife of Sorcery Kris of Venom Marquis who Is Not the Thinker Mysterious Gigolo with Lips of Orahalcium That Plots in the Ghostly Grotto Pick of Slaughter Quarrel of Wizardry Queen Ancestral Magic Circlet Rings of Night Sultanna Charisma Sultanna Living Topaz The Blasphemous Traveller That Obtains Lust The Bodyguard of Words and Handsomeness The Burning Marquessa Who Immolates the Traitor The Chief Who Misses Iron The Eternal Dutchess The Forbidden Marquessa The Foul Hermit The Golden Actor The Grand Leader That Designed the Ghastly Oubliette and is Loving in Decay The Mysterious Dutchess The Mysterious Mentor That Made the Sepulcher of Cold and is Held in Ancestral Blasphemy The Princess Fathered by the Tunnels The Sacred Priest of Enchantments and Importance The Secret Earl The Shadowy Official Who Prefers the Hero The Sleeper Who Hates the Thinker The Terrifying Queen That Immolates the Sleeper The Twisted Marquis Who Hates the Dancer The Unknowable Chief of Elegance and Mirages |
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| Twenty five years is a long time sometimes. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| A Song (use as you please) When I came back from Vietnam, I decided to visit Birmingharm, The day it went without a hitch, Except that I lost my bitch. The bitch I lost, She wasn't worth much, But she might harm me, If we lose touch. That silly dog, that silly dog, Where o where has she gone? That silly dog, that silly dog, What o what have I done? It was decided that I should look, Possibly whlist reading a book, That girl was no-where it seemed, So I thought while I leaned: She can't be far, The lead broke off, I tried to catch her, She runs like a moth. That silly dog, that silly dog, Where o where has she gone? That silly dog, that silly dog, What o what have I done? There she is, thank no-one; I found her. |
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| FRENZIED RUSH! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||