An Idea in This
World is Worth
Twice as much
As A Packet
of Couponated
Driving.
If a pig loses it voice, is it disgruntled?
BIG FAT MAN MATCHES STRANGE GREEN BUS WITH THE PROOF THAT IS NEEDED FOR FINDING THE MAGIC INTERIOR.
If you spin an oriental man, does he become disoriented?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
If I dreamed of being chased by a giant squirrel would that make me a nut?
If you try to fail, and you fail, have you succeeded or failed?
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.
Breathe more deeply.
Infinitesimal gradations
Hss it ever occured to you that the biggest train was larger than the smallest, most dignifyed pair of tongs?
Think of the radio
Make something impossible.
Repetition is a form of change
Question the heroic approach
Consider different fading systems
Do we need holes? State the problem in words as clearly as possible
Be a communist even if you are not bored.
Humanize something free from error.
Gulago
Hang
Lothalael
Shamand
Thatu
Thithanatha
Ugldrng
Vanag
Wegulanathi
Welirgrtururth
Be one of these:
A clumsy, melancholy, peaceful businessperson who hates animals.
A pessimistic, generous teacher who has several nervous habits.
An atheistic, peace-loving archivist.
An indecisive prostitute with little money.
An unhealthy, unremarkable, intimidating theologian.
An open-minded archivist who fears the future.
A hypocritical thief.
An open-minded mentor.
A well-proportioned explorer living on borrowed time.
A graceful, wise, conformist businessperson.
ANTI SOCIAL
HELLO I am Clem. Facts about me: they are not interest-
ing but they may be if they were I would tell you but since I am not going to end this sentence for a long time I think our time should be spent more wisely like talking about politics or having and having not which is not having in case you hadn't heard well now i have no space to write the facts, unlucky.
Pretend you are one of these people!
Bishop Grace in Pain
Circlet of Silence
Cup of Steel
Czar Noterierty Kept in the Mysterious Necropolis
Czar who is the Great Priestess
Diadem of Steel
Duke Holding the Silver Harpoon and Who Makes the Valley
Ensorceled King Bearing the Beyrl Pick
Garb of Morning
Gown of Life
King Horror
Knife of Sorcery
Kris of Venom
Marquis who Is Not the Thinker
Mysterious Gigolo with Lips of Orahalcium That Plots in the Ghostly Grotto
Pick of Slaughter
Quarrel of Wizardry
Queen Ancestral Magic Circlet
Rings of Night
Sultanna Charisma
Sultanna Living Topaz
The Blasphemous Traveller That Obtains Lust
The Bodyguard of Words and Handsomeness
The Burning Marquessa Who Immolates the Traitor
The Chief Who Misses Iron
The Eternal Dutchess
The Forbidden Marquessa
The Foul Hermit
The Golden Actor
The Grand Leader That Designed the Ghastly Oubliette and is Loving in Decay
The Mysterious Dutchess
The Mysterious Mentor That Made the Sepulcher of Cold and is Held in Ancestral Blasphemy
The Princess Fathered by the Tunnels
The Sacred Priest of Enchantments and Importance
The Secret Earl
The Shadowy Official Who Prefers the Hero
The Sleeper Who Hates the Thinker
The Terrifying Queen That Immolates the Sleeper
The Twisted Marquis Who Hates the Dancer
The Unknowable Chief of Elegance and Mirages
Twenty five years is a long time sometimes.
A Song (use as you please)

When I came back from Vietnam,
I decided to visit Birmingharm,
The day it went without a hitch,
Except that I lost my bitch.

The bitch I lost,
She wasn't worth much,
But she might harm me,
If we lose touch.

That silly dog, that silly dog,
Where o where has she gone?
That silly dog, that silly dog,
What o what have I done?

It was decided that I should look,
Possibly whlist reading a book,
That girl was no-where it seemed,
So I thought while I leaned:

She can't be far,
The lead broke off,
I tried to catch her,
She runs like a moth.

That silly dog, that silly dog,
Where o where has she gone?
That silly dog, that silly dog,
What o what have I done?

There she is, thank no-one; I found her.
FRENZIED RUSH!
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