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EVER WONDER:

Why doesn�t Tarzan have a beard?

If a man evolved from apes and monkeys, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

If you tell a man there are 400 billion stars, he�ll believe you, but if you tell him a bench has wet paint, why does he have to touch it?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons

Why they sterilise the needle for lethal injections

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin

Why doesn�t glue stick to the inside of a bottle

Why is abbreviated such a long word

Why is a boxing ring square

Why is it called lipstick when you can still move your lips

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin

Why is it that doctors call what they do �practise�

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls

Why is it that when you`re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary

Why isn`t there mouse flavoured cat food

Why do they need a drivers license to buy beer when they can�t drink and drive

Have you read any of the following books?

Long Necked Animals By G Raffe

How to Apologise By Thayer Thorry

The Bull Fighter By Matt Adore

At The South Pole By Anne Tartic

The Fitted Carpet By Walter Wall

Four is equal to five

Theorem: 4 = 5

Proof:

-20 = -20

16 - 36 = 25 - 45

4^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*5

4^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4

(4 - 9/2)^2 = (5 - 9/2)^2

4 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/2

4 = 5

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