Whoever said money can�t buy happiness simply didn�t know where to go shopping
A sceptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it�s a forgery
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
To make a long story short, there�s nothing like a boss walk in.
I�ve had 14 bookings this season, 8 of which were my fault but 7 of which were disputable ~ PAUL GASCOIGNE
If you don�t believe you can win there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day ~ NEVILLE SOUTHALL
An optimist sees opportunity in every calamity, and a pessimist sees calamity in every opportunity ~ ANON
Whoever said � It�s not whether you win or lose that counts� probably lost. ~ MARTINA NAVRATILOVA
One of life�s greatest pleasures is paying your last installment ~ ANON
What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul? ~NEW TESTAMENT
Don�t worry about the world coming to an end today, it�s already tomorrow in Australia ~ New Testament
If a thief gives you a kiss, you need to count your teeth ~ Seen on a bumper sticker
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you�re in deep water ~ SIDNEY GOFF
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax ~ ALBERT EINSTEIN
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created ~ Seen on a bumper sticker
Some people are grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses ~ ALPHOSE KARR
Under capitalism man exploits man: under socialism the reverse is true
