SCENE 3

ACTOR : CHAN, KONG, JOE, SUSAN, "CLOWN"

SETTING : IN KOPITIAM. CHAN AND KONG CHIT CHATTING.

DURATION : 2 MINUTES

(JOE CAME IN HURRIEDLY AND SITS NEXT TO CHAN AND KONG)

SHOT 30 : JOE : HI GUYS, I GOT A DECISION TO MAKE AND I NEED YOUR ADVICE.

SHOT 31 : CHAN : WELL, IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAVE FOUND YOURSELF GOOD ADVISORS.

SHOT 32 : SUSAN : I GUESS SO BECAUSE YOU ARE THE OLDEST PEOPLE AROUND.

SHOT 33 : KONG : WHAT? WE ARE NOT OLD...(STANDS UP AND TRIES TO CONVEY THE "I AM STILL YOUNG AND STRONG" EXPRESSION) WE ARE SIMPLY MORE EXPERIENCED.

SHOT 34 : SUSAN : (SHOWING DISBELIEF) YEA...I SUPPOSE YOU ARE RIGHT ANYWAY, IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.

SHOT 35 : CHAN : SUSAN, IT SEEMS YOU ARE NOT NEEDED HERE, WOULD YOU PLEASE EXCUSE US?

(SUSAN GOES AWAY)

SHOT 36 : JOE : UNCLE CHAN, UNCLE KONG, I WANT TO PARTICIPATE THE "STAR SEARCH" COMPETITION AND I WANT TO CHANGE MY IMAGE. ANY IDEAS?

SHOT 37 : KONG : THAT REALLY DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU WANT TO BE.

SHOT 38 : JOE : BASICALLY, IT HAS TO BE EYE-CATCHING, STYLISH, SPECIAL, ONE OF ITS KIND AND COOL.

SHOT 39 : CHAN : OH, I SEE. KONG, ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I AM THINKING?

(CHANGING GLANCES)

SHOT 40 : KONG : YES, CHAN.

(BOTH CHAN AND KONG POINTS TOWARDS THE "CLOWN". JOE TURNS AROUND TO SEE)

SHOT 41 : JOE : COOL...THAT'S COOL, ISN'T IT? IS THAT A WIG HE'S WEARING?

SHOT 42 : CHAN : YES...YES...HAHAHA...

SHOT 43 : KONG : HEY, JOE. WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER AND GET SOME "PROFESSIONAL" VIEW FROM THE GUY? ASK WHETHER YOU CAN TRY OUT THE WIG LAH.

SHOT 44 : JOE : OF COURSE. (WALKS TOWARDS THE "CLOWN") HI. DO YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN AND TALK?

SHOT 45 : CLOWN : FINE. CAN I HELP YOU?

SHOT 46 : JOE : CAN I HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR WIG? (HAND REACHES OUT FOR THE "WIG")

(JOE RECEIVES A BLOW IN HIS HEAD)