SCENE 4

ACTOR : CHAN, KONG, JOE, SUSAN, MARIE

SETTING : IN KOPITIAM. MARIE TREATING JOE'S WOUND.

DURATION : 2.5 MINUTES

SHOT 47 : MARIE : WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST BEHAVE YOURSELVES WHEN I AM NOT AROUND?

(JOE MOANS AS MARIE RUBS HIS WOUNDED EYE WITH A HARD-BOILED EGG)

SHOT 48 : SUSAN : MARIE, THEY ARE BEHAVING AS THEMSELVES, THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

SHOT 49 : KONG : HEY, WE WERE JUST TRYING TO SHOW JOE THE REALITY OF LIFE...HAHAHA...

SHOT 50 : CHAN : YES, NEVER TOUCH A PERSON'S HEAD!

SHOT 51 : KONG : INDEED, THAT'S CHINESE CUSTOM. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO TOUCH A PERSON'S HEAD AS YOU LIKE.

SHOT 52 : MARIE : AND HE ENDED UP HAVING OTHER PEOPLE HITTING HIM IN HIS HEAD. YOU PEOPLE ARE SO CRUEL...MEAN...EVIL...

SHOT 53 : SUSAN : JOE, ALTHOUGH I HAVEN'T BEEN NICE TO YOU BEFORE, I THINK I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT THIS TIME. (REACHING FOR JOE'S HAIR) WELL, YOU WANT A NEW IMAGE? HMM...WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO DYE YOUR HAIR!

SHOT 54 : MARIE : THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. CHANGING YOUR HAIR COLOUR MIGHT GIVE A FRESH NEW LOOK IF YOU DO IT RIGHT.

SHOT 55 : CHAN : HEY SUSAN, YOU SURE OR NOT? LATER BECOME LIKE A CLOWN ONLY YOU KNOW.

SHOT 56 : SUSAN : SHUT UP...IT SEEMS THAT YOU ARE THE ONES THAT HAVE BEEN MESSING THINGS AROUND.

SHOT 57 : MARIE : I AM ON YOUR SIDE THIS TIME, SUSAN. MAYBE WE SHALL GET SOME PROFESSIONAL ADVICE AS WELL.

SHOT 58 : SUSAN : FROM WHO? VIDAL SASSOON?

SHOT 59 : MARIE : (SPELLING IT OUT CAUTIOUSLY) SOMEBODY WE ALL KNOW...

SHOT 60 : ALL : NO......

SHOT 61 : SUSAN : STEVEN? FOR GOD'S SAKE...YOU ACTUALLY STILL TRUST HIM AFTER WHAT HE HAD DONE TO YOUR HAIR ON YOUR LAST DATE. REMEMBER THE HEDGEHOG HEAD?

SHOT 62 : MARIE : AT LEAST HE IS A CERTIFIED HAIR STYLIST...THAT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING.

SHOT 63 : CHAN : WELL, MARIE HAS A POINT THERE. GIVE THAT BARBER A CHANCE LAH.

SHOT 64 : JOE : HEY GUYS, WHY DO I HAVE A FEELING THAT I AM LIKE A WHITE MOUSE?

SHOT 65 : KONG : GOOD QUESTION...HAHA...BECAUSE YOU HAVE A TINY BRAIN JUST LIKE THE WHITE MOUSE.