| Stargate SG-1 Fan Fiction by Major Clanger | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Please check back now and again to see if the writing muse has smacked me around the head again. And I'm always happy to hear feedback, good or bad, but please: constructive criticism only. I know where the delete button is and I'm not afraid to use it. Also, if you have a plot bunny, a question, or you simply want to drop in for a cup of tea and a Jaffa cake (what else?) please feel free to send an e-mail by clicking the button on the left. Please read the content and spoiler warnings!! Free Latin Lesson - with nearly every fic! Not everyone had the (so-called) benefit of a classical education. A lot of us have forgotten everything that was ever drummed into them during interminable Latin lessions. Whatever. In case you were wondering what all these pretentious Latin titles are all about... wonder no more! Click here and get inside the mind of a fic-writing Clanger (if you dare!)! The Gallery - now and again the Gruesome Twosome completely astound me. Taking a break from arguing over who is better (Daniel or Jonas) #1 drew a picture. A picture, it has to be said, that makes the blood of her anti-shipper mother run cold. Yep, Gruesome Number One is a Sam/Jack shipper. Obviously she's a changeling. Anyhoooo... if you want to see what the kids get up to when my back is turned, click here |
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| Experto credite (Trust one who has gone through it)- (20th December 2003) Rating G Fragile Balanced based ep. A baby is born. |
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| Habeas Corpus (You May Have The Body)- (October 2003) Rating R The off-world rogue teams were a bunch of nasty characters, weren�t they? |
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| Inter Nos (Between Ourselves) - (May 2003) Rating G There isn't a lot to say about this, except Jack wants to ask Daniel a question. The question itself is something I've seen on various boards, and I thought it might be interesting to see how Jack poses it. |
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| Carpe Diem - (Sieze The Day) (May2003) Rating: G - paring - nah, not telling! In which Sam finally goes on that date... |
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| A Fic By Any Other Name - (April 2003) Rating: PG - Warning! Slash! (check the rating) - paring: Jack/Daniel So... what if SG-1 were like the rest of us? You know, watch TV, read books, use the internet... Yep. I've succumbed to the lure of the totally fluffy Mary-Sue fic! |
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| Qui Timide Rogat Docet Negare - (Don't Be Afraid To Ask) - (January 2003) Rating: PG I've really been enjoying Season 6 - watching Metamorphosis made me realise that I haven't inflicted a fic on the world for a while, and so.... this is a little tiny story which sprang, fully formed, into my head one lunchtime. |
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| Redivivus - (Brought Back To Life) - (October 2002) Rating: PG-13 (for language) Descent - what an episode that was! Back to the old SG-1, in my opinion, but as always the show never manages to give us what the characters are thinking. So this is what I think what might have been going through Jacob's head when Sam and Jack went underwater... |
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| Sub Rosa - (In Strict Confidence) - (October 2002) Rating: PG-13 100 Days is the episode that spawned a million fics. Well, now it's a million and one. Again I say I'm not a shipper, but again I seem to have managed to write a shippy fic. Oops! This fic came out of a conversation I had with Feli. |
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| Sergeant Who? - (July2002) Rating: PG After Tiny Coward gave me the idea of writing a fic about a minor character, I got a really minor one and thought about her relatives. This is about Sergeant C. Ketering. Who? Exactly!! She's the female sergeant who was taken by Apophis at the beginning of Children of The Gods. This fic contains spoilers for Forever in a Day too, and is set right after that ep. Oh, and I made up her name, on watching the ep again, I think she really has one but it's too late for me to change this now. |
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| Camping It Up - (July2002) Rating: G - Warning! Slash - paring: Jack/Daniel Just a fluffy slash fic for my friend Delaese. Yes! You! Jack and Daniel go camping. There are spoilers for Season 3 Shades of Grey and Season 4s The Other Side and Scorched Earth. |
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| Watching - (May 2002) Rating: G A challenge by Tiny Coward to write a scene from the point of view of a very minor character - of course I couldn't resist. This time it's the 'main scene' from Season 5s Meridian. Huge spoilers for that episode - so stay away if you haven't seen it. None of SG-1 or any other main character gets to say anything. |
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| A Vinculo Matrimonii - (An Absolute Divorce) - (May 2002) Rating: PG-13 In the Season 1 ep Cold Lazarus Jack's wife is confronted with her ex-husband acting strangely, and then what appears to be her dead son come back to life. And she doesn't have a fit of the screaming ab-dabs. I've often thought she doesn't get to have enough of a reaction to this... |
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| A-Wake - (March 2002). Rating: PG-13 - paring: Jack/Sam (yikes!) And fresh from the triumph of writing a slashfic... a ship fic! I can't believe I've actually done this, but there you have it. This has massive spoilers for the Season 5 episode Meridian. If you haven't seen it and you're the only person left on the planet who doesn't know what happened - and you don't want to know - then please go and read something else. You have been warned. |
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| Au Revoir, Auf Wiedersehen... Goodbye? - (1 February 2002). Rating: G This is a HUGE spoiler for the Season 5 penultimate episode Meridian. If you know what happens, read on. If you don't know anything about the episode, please please wait until you've seen it. This is a really really huge, HUGE spoiler. You have been warned |
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| Squeaky Clean - (November 2001). Rating: G Sort of a response to a sort of challenge it is a complete flight of fancy. And brings a few Britishisms into the SGC. Which is good. Any resemblance to people still living is entirely intentional. They know who they are! |
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| The Morning After, and the Night Before - (August 2001). Rating: G I've often wondered what the Tok'ra do when they're not fighting the Goa'uld. Probably not this. |
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| Return to Heliopolis - (August 2001). Rating: G Not my usual style, since the team actually get to go somewhere in this one. I have no idea where the idea came from. Again, nothing much happens while I try to get into the characters' heads. |
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| Postgate PG-1 - (June 2001). Rating: G A bit of fluff, the result of a rambling conversation on h2g2 about the relative merits of Daniel Jackson and the Clangers. There are probably spoilers for all sorts of eps, to be frank they're titchy. Oh, and there is a teeny reference to The Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy, because Douglas Adams was a cool frood. |
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| The Night Before - (June 2001). Rating: G. This was my first attempt at a fic, so be gentle! You'll need to have seen Season 4's 2010, and there are very small references to other episodes before that, although they're mostly tiny and I don't think they will spoil your enjoyment of those. Daniel reflects on what the re-formed SG-1 are about to do. |
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| The SGC Annual Karaoke Challenge - (2001). Rating: G This is not a fic. It's short and sweet and totally totally silly. |
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| The Post Meridian Series | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Without Menaces - (February 2002). Rating: PG-13 - Paring: Jack/Daniel OK. I've finally written a slashfic. I'd like to urge you to read it even if you don't like slash, there is only one teeny little kiss in it. (there is some strong language too). Daniel and Jack have issues after the events of the Season 5 episode Menace. |
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| Ave Atque Vale - (Hail and Farewell) - (April 2002). Rating: NC-17 - paring: Jack/Daniel This is a follow-up to Without Menaces, so it's a good idea to read that first. This is Jack coming to terms with what happened in that fic and the season 5 episode Meridian. Again, if you haven't seen the episode, and you don't know what happened then this won't make much sense. And if you really are the last person on the planet who doesn't know what happened in that episode, and you don't want to read spoilers, then please read something else! |
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| Non Omnis Moriar - (I Shall Not Wholly Die) - (August2002) Rating: PG (slash) - paring: Jack/Daniel After watching Meridian I was very dissatisfied with Jonas. What motivated him, more to the point, why did he freeze up when "it" happened? So... here are my ideas. This loosely follows Without Menaces and Ave Atque Vale, but it's necessary to read both of them to enjoy this. |
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| Vulneratus non Victus (Bloodied But Unbowed)- (June 2003) Rating PG - Warning! Slash! (check the rating) - "paring" Jack/Daniel The fourth in the Post Meridian series, following on from Without Menaces, Ave Atque Vale and Non Omnis Moriar. Jack has to deal with what happened in the season 6 episode Abyss, with help from Jonas. |
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| And now... the Links No website would be complete without them, and this is no exception. In no particular order: GateWorld - not just a Stargate website, but THE Stargate SG-1 website. And other sci-fi too. With a lively forum too. PinkKhaki - the only Zine worth mentioning Daniel in the Lion Pit - er... best not to describe this one, just suck it and see! You could also try these fic sites: Heliopolis - the largest Stargate SG-1 fic archive Five Minute Stargate - for when you haven't got an hour to spare, but you need to get an episode fix. Sort of. Dulcius ex asperis - Sazz and Pough archive their fic here. Be careful, they love to Whump Danny. The Prophet - there is nothing to say except: READ THIS FIC. ALL OF IT! SG-1 Novel Archive - if you have hours to spare and you like a meaty fic to get your teeth into, look no further than here. Now with added slash!! Stargate SG-1 (Slash)fic by Mrs Gumby - there is nothing to say about this except for 'read and enjoy' |
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