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| are you devoted??? |
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| * You call your house your "Nexus." * You play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS. * You are poor and you tell your dad to harvest more minerals. * You realize that you're broke and ask your parents to borrow some minerals. * You decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!" * You inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster. * You pretend that a box is an SCV and you sit in it and pick your nose. * You send siblings out to scout neighbors' yards. * Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers." * Your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting. * You sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode. * Laser pointers are now weapons of mass destruction - avoid them at all costs. * The Bunsen burner in chemistry looks deliciously inviting as a splash damage weapon. * You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny. * You complain about the inefficiency of our military. Even on slow days, it only took you half an hour to amass a fleet and annihilate your opponent. * You don't believe in the concept of overpopulation. Why not just build more supply depots? * Missile turrets are a crucial part to any home security system. Bunkers too. Hell, a few Siege Tanks here and there wouldn't hurt. * You call your school bully a Dragoon. * You start calling rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play on real maps. * You walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in. * You think strategically placing Arbiters around your town/city so they can recall people wherever they want is a really good idea. * You mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan. * You mistake Democrats for UED leaders. * You think babies come from Gateways. * Your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk. * You tell people to go somewhere and you start repeatedly "clicking" your finger. * You try to Optical Flare your dog. * You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!" * You know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you. * You give people your Battle.net username instead of your phone number. * You go by your Battle.net alias. * You know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier. * You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV. * You went as a Zealot for Halloween. * You use the wall in your room as a board for designing new strategies. * You can draw any custom map someone tells you to draw. * You have been to every single StarCraft site searching for the best possible strategy. * You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case. * You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai. * You name your son Fenix. * You have a meeting every week with your friends so you can come up with new strategies. * The doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff." * You force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle" * You see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!" * You worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers. * You're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name. * You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing. *when you tell your friend something but instead say /f m *when you laugh at somthing and say lol instead of hahahaha! you friend walking slow so you tell him to upgade his "citadelof adun" |
| to much sc |
| you know you play to much ctarcraft when..... |