***If you linked the contract and it's showing up as a broken image, please relink now!***

Want to own a site in the petz community? Be prepared, you'll have to agree to all the following in order to please the masses!


The Site Owner's Contract was last revised on August 31, 2000 (My Message to Site Owners added at the bottom)


***Please realize that this is a fake contract about what the petz community has been demanding of some site owners. This isn't a real contract! The contract's statements probably don't apply to everyone, but at least one will probably apply to every site owner***

The Site Owner's Contract

-I will update everyday, without fail.

-I will have new litters up for adoption every week or more.

-I will dedicate my life to the petz community. Nothing will ever come before the community and my site, be it school, friends, or other activities.

-I will be your personal hexing tutorial. Ask me any hexing question in a form as rude as you like, and you're guaranteed a polite and speedy answer, even if the answer to the question was covered in my tutorials.

-I am your personal graphics designer. Feel free to demand me to create graphics for your site! I'm also available online at any moment to walk you through PSP step by step.

-I will never feel angry, frustrated, or upset at anyone in the community for any reason.

-You have the right to steal my graphics, original ideas, and litters and claim them for your own.

-I will ALWAYS give you the pet you apply for, even if your adoption form was terrible.

-I can custom hex for you anything you like. I will put the needs of your site above my own personal needs and desires.

-I will always be upbeat, happy, and joyful.

-I will never use a color scheme that has ever been used by someone else on the web. (Next layout: Puke green and orange! Yay!)

-After talking to you twice online, I am now your best friend. 

-Even though I don't know you at all, I'll gladly make you a Sister Site!

-I will share every bit of hexing I know with you, even if I've only talked to you for a few minutes.

-If I create an original feature, I expect to see it copied a hundred times over onto other sites.

-If I create a unique litter, I realize that I must inform all who ask how to make the litter.

-I understand that if I am talk about how happy I am to have figured out a new hexing feature, or a new layout concept, I'll be accused of bragging.

-My personal petz, which I bred for myself, must be handed out to all those that request them.

-Nothing will be created for myself. Everything I create on my site is for everyone in the Petz Community.

-Everything I own in the petz community is free for anyone and anytime, and if I ask for anything, I will be patronized and yelled at.

-My opinions will mean nothing, I will never be right, and if someone accuses me of something, I have no right to defend myself and the blame is put on me.

-I realize that I'll be hated for no reason, that people will judge me based on my site and rumors they've heard, and that then the people who hate me will turn around and expect me to give them what they want at the drop of a hat.

MOST IMPORTANTLY:
I swear that I will lay down and let everyone walk over me at any time. I understand that the community has the right to criticize, blame, and yell at me for everything I do or don't do. I understand that people are watching every move I make, and are ready to hastily inform me of my slightest slip-ups.


Sound unreasonable?
Well, it's what some of you are asking of Site Owners.
Not all of you- I know for the most part, the compliments out-weigh the hatemail and the insults.
Please. We're real people with real lives. Believe it or not, we don't spend our time trying to figure out which part of the Petz Community to destroy next. We are in this community to have fun and meet friends.
Be Nice. It's as simple as that. Don't insult people and tell them you think their site sucks. It isn't that difficult. Just use some good judgement and be a nice person.

My Message To Site Owners:
Don't give up. People will hate you for no reason. They'll tear your site apart. They'll watch your every move, waiting for you to slip up just once. They'll talk about you behind your back and claim everything you do is wrong, mean, egotistical, etc. But just remember that the people like that are the ones that are jealous of you. And always remember that there are ALWAYS people that will love your site and will KNOW that you're a nice person.

Do You Support the Site Owner's Contract? Feel free to use the following button to link here (www.wkac.f2s.com/contract.htm)
The Site Owner's Contract
(or, you can just copy and paste the following code on your webpage!:)


Please let me know if you linked! You can reach me at
[email protected]
Also, feel free to tell me if you think there's something I need to add up here. I will never put your name up with your contract addition, don't worry! Some additions may be SLIGHTLY reworded (In case I'm updating this page while offline and can't see your exact words. It'll be the same idea though)

Want to tell me how much you think this page sucks? Save it. You're one of the people I've been talking about.

©2000 and beyond Caterina and Windsong.
btw, if you STILL didn't get it, the contract is sarcastic, not real.

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