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Quotations
I dont want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen (1935-)
Not only is there no God; but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen (1935-)
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice there is. - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)
Happiness depends upon ourselves. - Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
We are what we repeatedly do. - Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know. - Lao-tzu (604 BC - 531 BC)
Imagination is more important than knowledge... - Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
In the End; we will remember not the words of our enemies; but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
The average person thinks he isnt. - Father Larry Lorenzoni
All truth passes through three stages. First it is ridiculed. Second it is violently opposed. Third it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)
Copy from one; its plagiarism; copy from two; its research. - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin (1903-1977)
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell
There are people in the world so hungry that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos
Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it.
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
The secret of being boring is to say everything.
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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