"Budding at my finger tips, touching you I start to bloom..."

SUPER ULTRA SEXY DOGS PLAYING POKER

Hello. This is our website.  Or so I assume. Only because I doubt anyone else would put together anything so shitty. Then again, I find it hard to believe that we would actually be capable of taking the time to put together a website at all, no matter how shitty. PS - This is the biggest font Netscape 2.0 Gold will let me use. I am cool because I use a font that takes up a lot of space.
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