(We see the doors opening and closing leading to the desk area)
Crow: Say guys, who will be the next batman?
Tom: Hard to say.
Mike: I tend to think its whoever is hot at the moment. George clooney now, Val Kilmer and Michael Keaton. Who knows?
Crow: Leonardo Dicaprio?
Tom: Hes too young, but he could be a nice brooding robin insteand of the showboating of Chris O'Donnell.
Mike: True. Well what about the FRIENDS guys?
Crow: You gotta be kidding. Chandler would keep making remarks.
Tom: Yeah like "Could this suit BE tighter?"
Crow: Joey is too macho for his own good. Ross is a wuss, he could never hit someone much less kill him with a bat gadget.
Mike: Good points, all of them. But there is one FRIENDS guy who could make it as the next batman.
Tom and Crow: Who?
Mike: Naked Ugly Guy of course.
Tom and Crow groan.
Tom: Say what you will but I'd rather be a villain than a hero. More cool lines, but after this one, what other bad guys or girls do you have left?
Crow: Paper boy! Bookworm-man, had the taste of blood and is now unleashed on all unwitting librarians and book sellers (cackles evily)
Tom: Tax-man! This time he will audit you, for good!
Crow: Or Dental Hygeine Man! Stopping him will be like pulling teeth!
Mike: We got movie sign! You guys can finish later!
