(We see the doors opening and closing leading to the desk area.)

(Mike looks around)
Mike: Tom, where is Crow?
(Crow flies in, as "Turkey Volume Guessing Man")
Crow: I ,Turkey Volume Guessing Man, have returned in the hour of our citys need.
Tom: (quietly) huh?
Mike: Thats nice and uh what crisis?
Tom: What city even?
Crow: The crisis between Batman and Robin. I believe I can be a MUCH better sidekick as Turkey Volume Guessing Man than Robin can ever be.
Tom: So you want to replace him, I take it.
Mike: Not bad Crow...I mean Turkey Volume Guessing Man but what about the official Batman seal of approval?
Crow: Huh?
Tom: Well all Batman candidates have to pass a test in order to be a good sidekick.
Crow: I don't like tests! Especially those pregnancy tests Dr F is so fond of giving.
Tom: Well if you don't like this test, then I guess you dont want to take Chris O'Donnels place in the movie.
Crow: Oh I do! Turkey Volume Guessing Man is up to the challenge!
Mike: Good. (grabs sheet of paper) Look at the screen, back there at the fast paced chase with Mr Freeze, Batman tells Robin, NOT TO try and make the jump off the wacky looking statue. We all know what happened in the movie herebut what would Turkey Volume Guessing Man do in this same situation?
Crow: (raises right hand to chin to think.) I would not make the jump but instead stop and figure out how many turkeys would fill up the between the statue and the building he was aiming at.
Tom: Interesting. How does this help Batman?
Crow: I help by being out of the way.
Mike: I see. And what about the scene with Alicia and going after her on the bike.
Crow: I'd let her go. She isn't Turkey Volume Guessing Man's problem and i would sit in the batcave practicing my unique ability to guess how many turkeys it takes to fill up the space.
Mike: Do you think you would make it?
Crow: Well... what do you think?
Mike: Uh...(alarms go off) we got movie sign! I'll score your test later!

Return to the theater with the boys

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