And so, Ultraman's quest for justice continues. On to stage 2!
Bogun, huh? You don't look so tough, with those sissy head tentacles and... nostrils... Enough talk! It is time for battle!
This guy looks really familiar. Lesee now, where have I seen-- HOLY CRAP! This guy's been in my closet for as long as I can remember!
I wish I knew where I got this. Back to combat!
Bogun does all he can, swinging his tail and shooting acid, but he aint got shit on da U.M.. A few boots to the head later, Bogun is ready to throw in the towel.
What a wuss. I want a different action figure. Stage 3, here we come!
What the-- ALF?!?
Yes, indeed. The friendly Melmarian himself, after taking an ungodly amount of steroids, makes a guest appearance in Ultraman.
He charges at Ultaman with a fearsome fart-growl. Frowl. 'Degola' proved to be a much more difficult opponent that his 2 precursors, mostly because he would roll under me whenever I attempted my signature head + foot move.
The chest lasers kinda hurt, but I still managed to put poor Alf out of his misery. I got a nifty 2-part explosion out of it, too.
Ooh.
Ahh. Well, that's that. Stage 4 is up next. |