After killing Alf and some creature who's been living in my closet for 15-odd years, Ultraman goes on to fight some more... nondescript monsters.
Barrangas! A bizarre creature with a Latin-sounding name and a strange, vaguely phallic helmet.
...and he spits bubbles.
Yawn.
Gudis returns! Apparently, our favorite villain has dropped nearly 2/3 of his weight going to a health club. He's done pretty well for himself, although his face got all pruny and his head is very scrotum-esque. Nice work losing the toothed mouth-vagina.
The second form of Gudis puts up far more fight than his predecessor. I guess those self-help seminars really paid off.
Bubbles must really be the 'in' thing with rampaging monstrosities today. His wrinkled cranium couldn't hold up to the beating it was given. Next stage!
Zebokon... he's a big rhino-beetle thing. Cripes, I honestly have no witty commentary on his appearance. Except possibly his nose.
Zebokon is soon deemed the hardest opponent in the game. The crazed poofball-clad insectoid jumps around the stage like mad, and rams into Ultraman for ridiculous damage.
Just like that.
Damn that Zebokon. The ugly bastard stole 2 of my lives and then I get THIS? Zebokon is my nomination for the Intergalactic Bastard award. Or the Asshole of the Year. Bah. Next stage.
Majaba steps up to the ring, bringing claws, bitey things, and a seemingly unnecessary third eye.
Hey! This jerkoff bug stole my headkicking style (not pictured)! There can only be one true headkicker! One of us must die.
Eeeeee! He hits hard!
Just then, Majaba blinks out of existence. How fortunate. Onwards!
Kodalar! A big bear-shark that was so easy to beat, he doesn't need any futher pictures.
Last stage already?? I figured this game would be a little more extensive. Killazee? More like, uhh... Killa-y? Wait...
Eep! Centipede robo dragon!
The killer Killazee lunges at our defenceless Ultraman! Will he survive? Will Zebokon win the Intergalactic Bastard award? Who is the father of Barrangas' baby? ...and find out.
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