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Don't we just love that dang fruity clown for giving us all this joy? Huh? Ronald Mac? I was talking about Chris.
*Bye Bye Bye Remix: I don't like remixes. I think they're basically just worsened versions of the original song, even if this one grew on me(Hey, c'mon, it's *NSYNC!). It starts out okay, but at the end they kept on with the "Bye byyeyeyeyey" or something and it was annoying.
*Are You Gonna Be There: A little like "Sailing," with a lot of the same chord-techniques, but this monkey did a lot more for me, somehow. It had a great beat, and I love the "It's easy to be there throooough the good times..." part that Justin, JC, and Chris do and JC's part later. And I think this song carries a secret message out to the fans.
*If I'm Not The One: This one's weird...it reminded me of a 2Gether song, what with the garbage cans and all. But I like the "take your time to figure ou-ou-ou-out...!" then JC pulls out his dang vocals again and I get down on my knees to worship my CD player...what? I'm obsessed? What makes you think that!?
*I Thought She Knew: Same as NSA version.
*The rest of the songs are Britney songs, and since this is not a Britney site I won't go into them. But if you really wanna know, the "Oops" remix is actually pretty well done, better than the aforementioned Bye Bye Bye. Heck, it's practically better than the real version, and that's scary.
The rest of the tracks aren't too attention-grabbing, but I actually liked "Girl in the Mirror," a less upbeat version of "Lucky," I guess.
Basically: It's a pretty good deal, it costed like 4 bucks, and both new *NSYNC tracks are fairly memorable. If you didn't get it 'cause you absolutely have something against Britney or something, it ain't that big of a loss. But I tend to try and support the guys in whatever they do, so whatever.
Though I feel I must comment on the CD cover front. Normally, I don't care a lot about these things, but all the members of *NSYNC look like they have this weird rash and it's quite the disturbing sight. Justin looks bloated. Chris is evil. JC looks like a corpse. Joey's wearing a pink shirt with a feathery jacket(AAAAHHH). Lance has on this flaming red vest that he probably borrowed from Britney. And speaking of her half of the CD, Britney looks 27. I'm sorry, but I just gave the cover a look and thought, this ain't gonna do much for their physical esteem. But hey.
*Joey's beerbelly dance.
*Chris' eyebrows.
*Justin's constant concern about the price of their apparel even if he's the richest white boy I know.
*Darrin's dancing. Now we know where JC gets that spaz from...
*JC's morning dance.
*Justin spanking Joey(WHACK!!! WHACK!!! WHACK!!!).
*Lance. Not because he really did anything in this video but because he's from Mississippi.
*Bye Bye Bye Music Video: Now I'm sure they repeated the final chorus too many times.
*In their performance of "This I Promise You," JC cracked a bit. From experience(Don't ask)I know that this happens when not enough concentration is being enforced. This assumption seems accurate, it seems, because later JC seems to steal Justin's ad-lib...
*Britney's actually funny.
*She moons us.
*She's really tan.
*What's wrong with her? Getting a little too much sun?
*In her unreleased music video it was like, one clip she was pale and the next she was really tan. What's up with that?
*Did I mention she was tan?
*Britney's dancers...go away, weird boy. Go faaaar away. And take your hair with you.
*She did sound something quite like a bimbo when she was talking about her "Oops" video...
*Did I mention she moons us? It's not that I have that big an infatuation with her ***, it's just that one second she talking about Japan and the next you see this huge *** out of her car window. Can't believe it's her. Rewind. Still can't believe it. Rewind. Wow, it's really fat. Rewind some more...
*The Salon: I didn't see this one on-air, but from the concept I hear it's pretty funny. Though I'd think Justin's got the perm thing down pretty good already:) And what the heck are you wearing, Lance, are those cows!?
*The Concert: This one's my favorite, especially the Lance sign-holding 'cause I didn't catch it the first time around. I don't think Britney would ever perform alone though...
*Spin the Bottle: As a heterosexual male, I really must question the genetic intelligence of playing spin the bottle with five guys and one girl. Your chances of actually kissing Britney are one out of five, not counting yourself. Though I guess there are those desperate people out there...Lance, do you have anything to say for yourselves!?
