Now your amazing resident psycho...er I mean psychic will tell you all about the will-bes and the will-not-bes of year 2001!

These were originally posted in a message board before they threatened to burn me at the stake:

*Justin will go on to star in Model Behavior 2, a funny yet touching tale about a pop superstar who switches places with a run-off-the-mill married man(Played by Ryan Phillippe). Comedy ensues as Justin's impregnates the man's wife and Ryan's character can't sing.

*Lance will reveal that Meredith Edwards is actually his daughter by artificial insemination. That's right, Lance gave birth to Meredith. The controversy helps sell *NSYNC's third record, aptly titled "The James Bass LP."

*Joey impregnates three of Christina Aguilera's dancers, prompting lawsuits galore, until Howie D adopts the children, revealing his true identity as a descendant of Jesus(You saw the family connections, didn't you?), but Joey and Christina reveals that they have been secretly dating all along and keeps the poor kids.

*JC doesn't get anyone pregnant.

*FuManSkeeto bursts into the scene with a bloody vengeance and threatens the success of a pregnant Bill Gates. The success is so phenomenal that soon they are sued by a pet shop for using Busta's picture without giving the 10% dues. The case is taken to court, but Chris in his intellect buys the juror's vote. A recount is scheduled.