The clean up crew of church is very important, in fact so important that a couple of the songs of the church CD are set aside for their entertainment. Well known artists such as Kiss, Sonata Arctica, Alice in Chains and The Undertaker Theme.
The clean up crew is run strictly on a volunteer basis and the crew members do not recieve any reimbursment for their work. Their duties consist of cleaning up glass out of the mosh pit and making sure to dispose of still in tact glass bottles in such towns as Shitkins, Shit Cloud, and Sarhell. The Clean Up Crew's additional duties involve removing equipment from the current Church Temple and transporting it to the next Temple where Church will be held.
Church clean up may sound like a difficult, this is true, because without the Clean Up Crew, there is no breaking stuff. Often times the temptation of breaking stuff draws a larger more diverse crowd to attend Church. This sometimes results in them entering the mosh pit at some point and getting absolutely destroyed by regular members.
After all it is very important that members of the church get to destroy others whom they may not appreciate much such as American sizzlechests. However 100% of the Americans are too scared to attend church and if they aren't I directly challenge them to attend church and attempt to stand up against the raw power of the participants.
Maybe even a couple fist fights could be organized between V.C. and Americans, the VC would be more than happy to be invovled in such a match-up. And the Church Clean Up Crew would be more than happy to clean up the American's spilt blood.
Now back to the point, anyone may volunteer to be on clean up crew and have the ability to participate in the session after the session.
2. Sit around, drink stuff..mainly cold ones.
3. Listen to Phat Tunes
4. Transfer all equipment, such as the stereo, lights and crushed skulls to the next temple.
