Quotes
Quotes From Selected Individuals:
Quotes From Television Series & Movies:
Quotes From Web Comics & Comic Strips:
Q:
"What do you think of Western Civilization?"
Mohandas
Karamchand Gandhi: "I
think it would be a good idea!"
“Know
whats really sad though? My girlfriend's gay, and my boyfriend
isn't.”
-
seedofthepast (a man)
“Life
is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.” -
Shade Paine
"Reality
is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
-Philip K.
Dick
“Viruses are
well supported by their authors, their program code is fast, compact
and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they
mature. So, Windows is not a virus.” ~ "a
bit less offensive"
“A
high IQ is like a Jeep; you will still get stuck, just farther from
help!” ~ Just d' FAQs
“Only
in a videogame is climbing a ladder more life-threatening than
engaging in a gun battle.” ~ Marvelharvey
“If
you strike me down, I shall become bluer and shinier than you can
possibly imagine. That and my voice will echo. Like this: ECHO!!!
Echo! echo...” ~ Sarge21
“Blessed
is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy
evidence of the fact” ~ George
Eliot
“Wise men speak
because they have something to say. Fools speak because they have to
say something.” ~ Plato
“If
someone tells [Pac-man] guns are evil, he would be the type to rush
out and eat guns.” ~ Tohru
Iwatani
“Computer games
don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all
run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to
repetitive music.” ~ Marcus
Brigstock
“Naturally the
common people don't want war: neither in Russia, nor in England, nor
for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is
the leaders of a country who determine the policy, and it is always
a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy,
or a fascist dictatorship or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no
voice, the people can always be brought to do the bidding of the
leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are
being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism
and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any
country.” ~ Herman
Goering at his Nuremberg Trial
“I
don't think Osama bin Laden sent those planes to attack us because
he hated our freedom. I think he did it because of our support for
Israel, our ties with the Saudi family and our military bases in
Saudi Arabia. You know why I think that? Because that's what he
fucking said! Are we a nation of 6-year-olds?” ~ David
Cross
"Never
be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark.
Professionals, on the other hand, built the Titanic." -
Voiletwis
"One
World, One Web, One Program". This is a Microsoft promotional
ad.
"Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer". This is Adolf
Hitler.
Similarities?
-TydRipper
"Anybody
who has read of Quantum Physics, and not been confused by it, has
clearly not understood the material in question." -
Steven Hawking
"The
internet is a society where adults are children and children are FBI
agents." --
Mike1204
"Here,
have a cat." --
Various people, including Troy "Silver" Stanton &
Marie Stupakewicz
"You
can always count on an American to do the right thing after they've
exhausted all the other possibilities." -
Winston Churchill
"Life
is about ascendancy. The only thing that grows down is potatoes."
- A.
Schnabel
"Maybe
this world is another planet's hell." -
Aldous Huxley
During a EGS forum discussion:
Ankhareon:
"Big swords are
impractical and unwieldy - An ordinary katana on the other hand is a
finely tuned instrument of death."
Illusionist:
"Yes, but he who
lives by the sword, dies by the gun."
B.T.
Isaac: "And
he who lives by the gun, dies by the lightsaber."
Illusionist:
"And he who lives by
the lightsaber, dies by 20 clone troopers."
Ankhareon:
"And he who lives by
20 clone troopers should really get out of there."
"I
once thought I made a mistake, but I was wrong." -
Mantarok1205
"I
am allowed to be a hypocrite, you are not!" - Nuclear
Alchemist
"What
happens when an ultimately omniscient and omnipotent being attempts
to make a random-number generator with an output they can't
predict?" -- Krid
"Right
now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same
time.. I think I’ve forgotten this before..." --
Peimur1
"Anything
is impossible if you try hard enough." ~
WereBunny
"War does not determine who
is right, it just determines who is left." ~ Old Military
Proverb
"Ignorance killed the cat, curiosity was
framed." ~ Mike Bruner
"The
conflict is not between Christianity and Islam or between East and
West - instead, it is between stupid people and other stupid
people." -
Terry Pratchett
"They
say good men are hard to find. The same is true of women, men are
just more willing to settle." -
Knight of the New Moon
"But
what if you don't give the mouse a cookie?" -
Torin of Death
"You
may think you have won, and you HAVE!...wait a second." -
Psycho Taryin
"Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain." -
- Friedrich von Schiller
"I'm
a Professional Cynic, but my Heart's not in it" -
FerretBob
"I
don't want to be quoted, and don't quote that I don't want to be
quoted." -
Winston Burdett, as quoted by Chaos Priest (and now myself).
"Films
are not released; they escape" -
Ben Burt, sound designer for “Star
Wars Episode II”
"Turns
out if everyone's godmoding, then it plays like a normal RP." -
Ajac
"Give
a man a fire, and you've kept him warm for a day; Set a man on fire,
and you may have kept him warm for the rest of his life...! " -
UberSpork
"It
is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs. "
- Horus
"Don't
ever glomp an anakonda. It will glomp you back.” - B.T.
Isaac
"The
universe doesn't care what you believe. The wonderful thing about
science is it doesn't ask for your faith, it just asks for your
eyes." -xkcd
"[It]
fooled [him] as much as a vacuum salesman can fool a car salesman."
- Hitman25ad
"I
aim to please. What I end up shooting is completely different."
- Ciennas
"We
should start the Society to Prevent the Overuse of Acronyms except
you know everyone would just shorten it to SPOA and that would
really defeat the purpose. " -
Antoine Bruce
"Imagine
the Creator as a stand up comedian - and at once the world becomes
explicable." - Guessmyname
"The
less one knows about a mystery, the better story one can tell about
that mystery." --
Someone on a history channel documentary about the Bermuda Triangle
(Aired Oct 14, 2007)
"Make
something fool-proof, and they'll make a better fool." --
Autumn
A
synopsis of Neon Genesis Evangelion, courtesy of Illusionist:
Angel:
RAR! I AM SMASHING TOKYO3, WHILE IGNORING SMALLER, EASIER
TARGETS!
Gendou: I'm gonna send children to fight it, because I'm
a total bastard.
Everyone: Shinji sucks!
Shinji: I
suck.
Angel: You suck.
Shinji: *Defeats angel, after watching
everyone else try and fail*
Everyone: You still suck.
Shinji:
*Gets about 20 more issues and problems*
The penguin: *is
awesome*.
"Procrastinators
Unite! Tomorrow." - gpmushu
"But
yes, having 103 tabs will slow down Firefox." -- Thurinym
"So
in conclusion, this thread's gotta have more cowbell or it can't get
over 9000. And we can't have that, or Chuck Norris will roundhouse
kick our faces. In the end, is this madness? This is Sparta! And
when in Rome, all your base are belong to us. Ya rly! Srsly."
-- Kyrio
"Before
you go saying how absurd someone else is, remember, you live in a
society where girls are encouraged to poke holes in their ears and
dangle metal and rocks from them. " -- CPUX
"The
greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others
how much they love them while they're alive." - O.A.
Battista
"Flaming
eyes! I want flaming eyes. Or maybe I don't, I would probably burn
myself with them." - DeaExMachina
"Growing
old is punishable by death." -- Nova
Tiempo
"I
will loose, you can't stop me." -- Youwillneverknow
"In
the underground labyrinths, Link will come across some doors that
will close behind him . . . Yet, there's always a way of opening
them and escaping."
-”Legend of Zelda”
instruction booklet
"Those
who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do." -
Magic: The Gathering
"Death
had to take [Theodore Roosevelt] sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been
awake there would have been a fight." --
"A fellow poloticitan", as quoted by Daniel
O'Brian
"Research
is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind." -
Marston
Bates
"I
will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate
him." -
Booker T
Washington
"I
do the very best I know how - the very best I can, and I mean to
keep doing so until the end. If the end brings me out all right,
what is said against me won't amount to anything. If the end brings
me out wrong, ten angels swearing I was right would make no
difference." -
Abraham
Lincoln
"So,
at the end of the day, all I can say is that some people have too
much time on their hands and others just like to jump on the train
wreck and dance." -
psirrow
"In
mathematics we don't understand things, we just get used to them."
—John Von
Neumann
"God
does not compel the belief of skeptics by leaving puzzles in
creation which science cannot solve." —George
Murphy (theologian) [Intelligent Design as a Theological Problem,
Covalence 4, 2, p. 9.]
"Had
I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints
for the better ordering of the universe." Alphonso
X 'the Wise'(1221–84)
"Step
outside the box ....... theres more room out here." -
catrlgirl
"Little-known
fact: Ranma 1/2 is really a spinoff of EGS, jostled backwards in
time following the Great Temporal War of 2012-1985." --
Mewthario
"Let
there be light!" -
God
Anonymous Quotes:
"Inspiration
is like the tide. First it floods your mind, then it quickly
disappears leaving you with nothing but mud and a stranded
boat."
“Verbing weirds
language.”
"I believe in dragons, good men and
other fantasy creatures."
"Of
course too much is bad for you! That's what too much means!"
"If
a vegetarian eats only vegetables, what does a humanitarian
eat?"
"Belief without doubt is merely opinion."
"The point is not to live forever. The point is to live so
forever knows you were once here."
"God allows
U-turns."
A
Parable (anon):
The
wise teacher asks the novice student what he sees as he looks around
at the real world. The student replies "I see rocks, waters,
and trees."
But when the student has received more
instruction and has achieved higher wisdom, he says "Beyond the
appearance of rocks, waters and trees I now perceive that there's a
deeper significance, a deeper meaning, a more profound reality than
mere superficial appearances."
Still later, when he has
achieved true wisdom he says "That deeper reality I thought I
perceived was only an illusion of my own invention. In fact, the
only things to be seen are the rocks, waters and trees; nothing
more."