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Their Highest High: Jump. Need I Say More?
Their Lowest Low: Did They Honestly Believe They Could Still Be Cool Without David Lee Roth? As If!
Did They Look Like Girls? There Was A High Quantity Of Lycra Present During Their Hey Day But It Never Got To The Gender Bending Extremities Of Poison.
Did They Play Like Girls? Nah! David Lee Roth Was Too Much Man For Any Pooncy Pop Shit - Erm........
Do They Still Rock? Apparently But I Wouldn't Know - They Could Have All Died In A Planed Crash In 1986 For All I Know.
Suttsy Hairband Rating: 7/10. The Hair Was Always Perfect And The Lycra Is Was Big Plus. They Have A Little Too Much Credibilty To Be Given Any Higher Than A Seven.

Their Highest High: For Me It Was Dr Feelgood. In All Honesty It Is The Only Motley Crue Song I Know That Doesn't Sound Like It Just Came Out My Bum Hole.
Their Lowest Low: Everytime They Tried Way Too Hard To Be KISS. So In Other Words There Were A Lot Of Them.
Did They Look Like Girls? More Like K' Rd Hookers At 1AM On A Saturday Morning But Yeah They Did Have A Very Girly Feel.
Did They Play Like Girls? I Gotta Be Honest And Say No. They Probably Rocked Too Hard For Me And Tommy Lee Just Oozes Hard Core So No I Don't Think They Did.
Do They Still Rock? Who Knows - What's More Who Cares?
Suttsy Hairband Rating: 5/10. They Rocked Hard, Had Big Hair And Looked Like Girls But It Just Never Did It For Me. Sorry Ladies Erm I Mean Fellas.

Their Highest High: Gees I Dunno. Playing With A One Armed Drummer Was A Pretty Grouse Acheivement.
Their Lowest Low: Umm The Fact That Their Drummer Only Had One Arm.
Did They Look Like Girls? At No Stage Was Their Sexuality Really Threatened No. They Did Have A One Armed Drummer Though.
Did They Play Like Girls? Don't Really Know Enough Of Their Stuff To Comment. I Do However Know That They Had A One Armed Drummer.
Do They Still Rock? Dunno. I Am Pretty Sure The Drummer Still Only Has One Arm However.
Suttsy Hairband Rating: 3/10. It Would Have Been A Zero But They Have To Earn At Least A Three For Having A One Armed Drummer.

Their Highest High: Their Debut Single "I Lost My Cookie At The Disco" Which Debuted At #259 On The Billboard Charts In The September Of 1982. It Was Their Highest Selling Single.
Their Lowest Low: Lead Singer Sherman Shambolic Being Found Dead In A Comprimising Position With His Pet Chihuaua In 1986.
Did They Look Like Girls? Did They Ever! And With Good Reason Too. After Sherman's Death In 1986 It Was Discovered That He Was In Fact Female.
Did They Play Like Girls? With Songs Like "Be My Snufflupagus" And "Stick Your Fork In My Hot Potato" This Was Nothing Less Than Hard Core Glam Rock!
Do They Still Rock? After The Death Of Sherman In 1986 The Band Was Reduced To A Three Piece But Are Still As Blessed And Talented As They Day TheyStarted.
Suttsy Hairband Rating: 10/10. Perhaps No One Will Ever Reach The Heights Scaled By Sherman And The Fuzzy Disciples. Only Time Will Tell.

Their Highest High: Their Highest High Is Without Doubt Also The Highest Point Of Hairband History - There Will Never Be A Glam Rock Song As Good As "Cherry Pie"!
Their Lowest Low: Well Anything They Did After "Cherry Pie" Cos They Were Never Gonna Reach Those Heights Again.
Did They Look Like Girls? Well Yeah They Did But They Balanced This By Eating Pie Of Naked Women To Prove To One And All That They Were In Fact Male And At Least 51% Hetrosexual.
Did They Play Like Girls? Don't You Speak That Way About Warrant! How Dare You! They Were Hard Core To The......Erm Core!
Do They Still Rock? Yeah It Seems That Way And I Am Sure They Still Perform Gigs With A Three Song Set And Then 12 Encores Of "Cherry Pie".
Suttsy Hairband Rating: 10/10. They Deserve No Less. They Are Hairband Rock A It's Untouchable Best. They Are The Reason I Am Who I Am. Well Sorta.