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HAIRBANDS!
THEY MAY HAVE LOOKED LIKED GIRLS BUT THEY ROCKED LIKE............WELL GIRLS.

Their Highest High: A Little Ditty By The Name Of "Patience" Made Them Rock Gods For Eternity.
Their Lowest Low: Axl Rose's Stunning Combination Of Flannelette And Lycra.
Did They Look Like Girls? Whilst Trying Their Hardest The Gunners Managed To Stay Firmly On This Masculine Side Of Rock.
Did They Play Like Girls? Hell No. Take Me Down To Paradise City!
Do They Still Rock? Not Really But The Music Will Live On Forever.
Suttsy's Hairband Rating: 8/10. Undisputed Rock Gods But Not Enough Make Up Means They Fall Slightly Short Of Hairband Perfection.

Their Highest High: Too Many Too List. Livin On A Prayer, Bad Medicine, You Give Love A Bad Name, And The List Goes On
Their Lowest Low: None At All. With The Exception Of Dissapearing For 10 Years That Is.
Did They Look Like Girls? In The Early Days They Made A Good Effort To But With Jon Out The Front The Band Managed To Maintain Their Masculinity.
Did They Play Like Girls? Fuck No! Never!
Do They Still Rock? As Hard As Ever! It's My Life It's Now Or Never!
Suttsy's Hairband Rating: 9/10. The Clothes Were Bright, The Hair Was Big, The Music Rocked And They Are Still As Awesome As Ever.

Their Highest High: "I Remember You" Is Only One Song I Can Actually Recall So That Has To Be The High Point Of Their Career.
Their Lowest Low: Everything Following The Release Of That Song. Then They Broke Up.
Did They Look Like Girls? They Tried Their Hardest But Only Sebastion Bach Ever Really Got Near Femininity.
Did They Play Like Girls? I Only Recall One Of Their Songs And It Was A Girly Ballad So I'm Gonna Say Yes They Did.
Do They Still Rock? No Longer Together Although I Hear Sebastion Bach Is Doing Some Solo Stuff And Still Looks Just As Girly! Well Done Sebby!
Suttsy's Hairband Rating: 3/10. They Had Potential But Failed To Kick On And Stand The Test Of Time. Nice Try Fellas But Better Luck Next Time.

Their Highest High: Has To Be The Timeless Classic "Unskinny Bop". No Doubt About It.
Their Lowest Low: How About When Bret Michael Married Pamela Anderson Claiming It Would Be Forever. That's Right Boys And Girls - He Was Rock Trophy #1 For Pammy.
Did They Look Like Girls? Did They Ever! See Picture For Proof. They Had No Shame And Went One Step Further With The Introduction Of Home Made Sweaters Into Rock 'N' Roll.
Did They Play Like Girls? It Has To Be Said That Their Attempt At Rock Makes The Backstreet Boys Look Like Slipknot.
Do They Still Rock? Well They Are Still Together And Releasing Stuff But I Think Their Rocking Days May Be Firmly Left In The 1980's.
Suttsy's Hairband Rating: 10/10. They Had It All And Managed To Become An 80's Institution Without Being One Hit Wonders. They Were Hairband Perfection!