Quizzes

So I see you made it but what ever you do, do not CHEAT.   It takes the fun out of it.  On a real test…do…don’t…BOOM AH! OUCH! Okay don’t (Daniel stop hitting me or I will kick your! @*%$#&*) so here they are.

1 After answering each question scroll down to find the correct answer and interpretation.

1 How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Correct answer: Open the door put the Giraffe in and shut the door. This question tests whether or not you do simple things in complicated ways.

2      How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong answer would be: Open the refrigerator, put the elephant in, and close the door.

CORRECT answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the Giraffe, put the elephant in, and close the door. This question tests your prudence and practicality.

3      The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals except one attend.  Which one does not attend?

Correct answer: The elephant.  The elephant is still in the refrigerator and cannot open the door from the inside.  This question tests whether or not you have comprehensive thinking skills. If you missed the first three, this next one is your last chance to show your qualification to be a professional.

4      There is a river inhabited by crocodiles.  How do you manage to pass it?

Correct answer: Swim through all the animals including the crocodiles, are attending the conference (except for the elephant, of course).

Don’t be frustrated if you failed this test. According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, about 90% of professionals failed the exam.  However, most preschoolers got it correct, this disproving the popular theory that most “professionals” have the brains of a four-year old.

Thank you, I am sure you all liked that test.  I will put up my moron test once I figure it out. It tells you if you are a moron or a graduate from Harvard.

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