IDIOTS ON THE LOOSE
That’s right there has been an outbreak
of Idiots around the United States (Help me I live there) so
listen up everyone this is what happened. Over to you Phil! Okay
there is going to be snow, snow, and more snow! Phil it
isn’t 6:00 yet this is the Special report! Oh sorry Chris.
Ann Arbor
The Ann Arbor News crime column reported
that a man walked into a burger joint in Ypsilanti, Michigan at
8:50 AM, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him
down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register
without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk
said they weren’t available for breakfast. The man,
frustrated, walked away.
Two men tried to pull the front off a cash
machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of
their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the
machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared,
they left the scene and drove home.
With the chain still attached to the
machine.
With their bumper still attached to the
chain.
With their vehicle’s license plate
still attached to the bumper!
I live in a semi-rural area. We
recently had a new neighbor call the local township
administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road. The reason…. Too many deer were
being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.
Is that right Phil? Don’t ask me I just
read what the paper says. That is a little to stupid it
can’t be true. Is it a joke? No, it’s true. If you say
so.
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
I was sitting in my science class when the
teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of
the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering
and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight
changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was
very disappointed.
Here is a weird one!
A man walked to a convenience store, put a
$20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk
opened the cash drawer,the man pulled a gun and asked for all the
cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided.
The man took the cash from the clerk and
fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount
of cash he got from the drawer?
$15 dollars. [If someone points a gun
at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?
ARKANSAS (like DUH!)
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