Diary of an Idiot: Trying To Light a Wet Match.

//...WELCOME TO THE RETURN OF...\\

//...THE ONE A KIND...\\

FO SHO!

//...THE WORLD'S FAVORITE WRESTLER...\\

FO SHO!

(According to the 2 to 6 year old demograpic)

Uh FO SHO!?

//...Main Event Jobber...\\

HEY!!! You forgot the--the

//...THE MAIN EVENT JOBBER...\\

FO SHO!!!

//...THE IDIOTIC MASTERMIND...\\

FO SHO!!!

//...CHRIS STAGGS...\\

DAT'S ME!!!

Chris Naggs: What the hell is all this?

Chris Staggs: AHHH FOURTH WALL!!! YOU'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!!!

Chris Naggs: What?

Chris Staggs: Dude you are going to get us kicked off the Real World.

Chris Naggs: We aren't on the Real World.

Chris Staggs: Great you went and got us kicked off.

Chris Naggs: Whatever...

Chris Staggs: FO SHO!!!

Chris Naggs: Anyway what is up with the annoucer.

Chris Staggs: Cool isn't it.

Chris Naggs: Where did you get him?

Chris Staggs: Justin Sane told me about him.

Chris Naggs: You mean that's the Sannarrator.

Chris Staggs: No, it's his second cousin...the Movie Trailer Guy!!!!!!

Chris Naggs: Why do you need a annoucer anyway?

Chris Staggs: Cause it equals coolness.

Chris Naggs: Enough of this Tom Foolery.

Chris Staggs: I don't think his name Tom Foolery. I think it is just The Movie Trailer Guy.

Chris Naggs: Ugh...Just start the promo.

Chris Staggs: FO SHO!!!!

[ YEAR OF THE IDIOT '09 REUNION TOUR: KING ME!!! ]

 

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