( We see a regular suburban looking home with toys scatter throughout the yard as this has to be the home of Chris Staggs. We flash into the house where we see Chris Naggs , the midget manager of Chris Staggs, reading the newspaper as he looks up and sees the camera crew. Chris Naggs shakes his head as he jumps down from his chair and waddles into Chris Staggs's room. We see Chris Staggs laying on the floor coloring in his Scooby Doo coloring book. )

Chris Naggs: Chris did you join another wrestling federation?

Chris Staggs: FO SHO!!!!

Chris Naggs: Why?!

Chris Staggs: Cause it's fun.

Chris Naggs: You know you are just going to be there a month or two then get bored and leave. You know like you did at Sin Wrestling.

Chris Staggs: No Way Naggsay. I'm got friends in this place this time.

Chris Naggs: Who?

Chris Staggs: Luci, Harty, and Cluck Cluck.

Chris Naggs: They are your friends?

Chris Staggs: FO SHO!!!!

Chris Naggs: When did you even talk to them back then?

Chris Staggs: Dude don't you remember I invited them over to stay the night a couple of times so we could tell ghost stories and play hide n go seek in the dark. I think they were always busy. I mean you had Luci always having to shave his head, Hartnell always having to burn ants cause he is sadistic like that and Cluck Cluck always having to feed Rooster ham sandwiches....

( Chris Naggs just stares at Chris Staggs.)

Chris Naggs: Um right. Anyway how did you come to join this wrestling federation anyway?

Chris Staggs: They called me and I think I was like the 9th person to answer or something so I won a wrestling contract.

Chris Naggs: Huh? Err nevermind so what is this wrestling promotion called anyway?

Chris Staggs: The Royal something....DUDE, maybe I can win and become a king.

Chris Naggs: Uh okay?

Chris Staggs: Dude yeah King Staggs would rock. And I don't mean like King like King JD Lawson. I mean an actual king like with a crown and all that. Man that would totally rock.

Chris Naggs: I don't think.....

Chris Staggs: *interrupting* Then I could hang out with all the cool kings like King Friday, King Koopa, The Matress King, and Burger King. Though don't tell him ,but I think Burger King is a little odd. He just looks at you and smiles. It's freaks me out.

Chris Naggs: I don't think you will have that problem.

Chris Staggs: You don't think I can be king?

Chris Naggs: It's not that ,but I don't think winning in this federation makes you a king.

Chris Staggs: Uh huh.....how you explain King of Coolness....Cluck Cluck?

Chris Naggs: Has he won a match in this promotion?

Chris Staggs: No but I guess he was like the grand prize winner of the Royal something's calling contest so they made him honorary king or something..

( Chris Naggs just rolls his eyes.)

Chris Naggs: Dude you aren't going to be king.

Chris Staggs: Yeah huh. I am going to be King Staggs the King of AWESOME!!!! FO SHO!!!!

Chris Naggs: Isn't that just like King of Coolness.

Chris Staggs: Yeah but better!!!

Chris Naggs: Of course.

Chris Staggs: FO SHO!!!!

Chris Naggs: So how are you going to become king.

Chris Staggs: Dude screw waiting I am going to become king NOW!!!!

 ( Chris Staggs jumps up from his coloring book and runs into the closet and starts throwing out toys till he stands up wearing an Burger King crown that is too small for his head. )

Chris Staggs: WOOT WOOT!!! KING STAGGS!!! KING OF AWESOME!!!! BOW DOWN AT MY AWESOMENESS!!!

( Bubbles The Chimp walks him and hits his knees as Chris Naggs just looks on in disbelief. )

Chris Staggs: Dude you are suppose to bow.

Chris Naggs: You are not a king.

Chris Staggs: Yes I am.....I got a crown.

Chris Naggs: So.....

Chris Staggs: So crown equals King DUH!?

Chris Naggs: They give that away those crowns at Burger King.

Chris Staggs: Only to kings.

Chris Naggs: No to everyone.

Chris Staggs: Then where is your crown?

Chris Naggs: I don't have one.

Chris Staggs: So they didn't give you one. So they give one to everyone!!!

Chris Naggs: I didn't want one.

Chris Staggs: Rightttttttttttttttt.....You didn't want to be king. Whateva....FO SHO!!!!

Chris Naggs: Grrrrr....

Chris Staggs: Don't be mad...not all of us are king material.

Chris Naggs: Anyway don't you have a match....

Chris Staggs: Nope. Remember you said I can't have any matches after I set the dishwasher on fire.

Chris Naggs: You going to do that lame joke every time?

Chris Staggs: Huh? I do got a lighter though.

Chris Naggs: Why do you have a lighter?

Chris Staggs: How else am I going to napalm the enemy toy soldiers?

Chris Naggs: Umm I meant don't you have a wrestling match?

Chris Staggs: Yeah but it is like two weeks away.

Chris Naggs: Well why don't you talk about your match while the camera crew is here?

Chris Staggs: And let my opponents know what I am saying about them? Never....

Chris Naggs: Do it.

Chris Staggs: Fine ,but they will try to hurt me in the match even more now.

Chris Naggs: Good.

Chris Staggs: HEY!!!

Chris Naggs: I mean you can take them.

Chris Staggs: FO SHO!!!!!

Chris Naggs: Who do you face?

(Chris Staggs shrugs his shoulders. )

Chris Naggs: You don't know who you face?

Chris Staggs: I figured I would find out when I got there.

( Chris Staggs grabs a card from the camera crew. )

Chris Naggs: You are in a triple threat match with Hen....

Chris Staggs: Cluck Cluck!!!!

Chris Naggs: and Xavier McDaniel.

Chris Staggs: Like the sword?

Chris Naggs: Huh?

Chris Staggs: You know the sword in King Arthur.

Chris Naggs: That is Excalibur

Chris Staggs: So Xavier is the generic sword?

Chris Naggs: It's a person.

Chris Staggs: No I'm pretty sure it's a sword.

Chris Naggs: That is the guy's name.

Chris Staggs: Why would his parents name him after a generic sword? Weird.

Chris Naggs: Just talk about the match.

Chris Staggs: FO SHO!!!! Cluck Cluck we meet again. Though this time I am not the same Chris Staggs you faced and beat for the Aluminum Title. I am not the same guy that you beat for the World Title. No I am King Staggs.....KING OF AWESOMENESS!!!! Yeah I went there. So that makes me better than you. Ha! You see the Royal something place is only big enough for one king and that is me. Why? Cause I would be a kick butt king. I would give out free candy all the time and my castle would be made out of gingerbread. Why? Cause I am just that awesome. So go ahead jump in your hen mobile. Wait that is right I wrecked it. Then again you had no right in wrapping my aluminum title around a three day old hoagie either. Cluck Cluck this time around you will bow down to my awesomeness. You aren't down with the Fraggle Rock like I am. You aren't up to date with the Sesame Street lingo like me. You aren't part of the Scooby Doo gang like me. I mean really Cluck Cluck what makes you awesome besides your kick butt hair? Nothing. So lay your crown at my feet cause I don't want the Awesome kingdom to go Eureka's Castle on your Coolness kingdom by having the giant tail of Magellan the dragon knock you out. Yay we got our own one dragon army. So Cluck Cluck do the smart thing and disassemble your kingdom cause the Awesome Kingdom will always reign. FO SHO!

As for this generic sword dude, I don't know anything about you ,but you should heed the same words I said to Cluck Cluck. You see there will be no generic sword guy that will end my kingdom. There will be no generic sword to get the better of me. As a matter of fact I am going to stick you in a rock just like in King Arthur so you can't end my kingdom. Yeah that's a great plan. Then again I, King Staggs, came up with it. In closing I am going to have my kingdom and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Now you know and knowing if half the battle....YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!

Chris Naggs: Um right.

Chris Staggs: Dude getting hungry can we go to the royal food place and get me something to eat?

Chris Naggs: Burger King?

Chris Staggs: No....they have crappy toys....McDonalds silly.

Chris Naggs: Of course.

Chris Staggs: FO SHO!!!!

( so with that the two along with Bubbles The Chimp head out to grab some food at McDonald's)

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