...In the time that we live when poultry over runs the world...

[ Chris Naggs:] What the hell?

...When poultry steals your belt you made yourself...

[ Chris Naggs:] Huh?

...And no one will help you get it back...

[ Chris Naggs:] What is going on?

...And You want a guy that isn't certified by the Halls of Justice...

...You call on...

[ Chris Naggs:] Jesus.

...No...

...DA DA DA...

...ALUMINUM MAN..

[ Chris Naggs:] DAMN IT! NO! NO WAY! NO HOW!

[ Chris Staggs:] <---- Ahem

[ Aluminum Man:] Better -- What is it my little friend?

[ Chris Naggs:] You promised me a year ago that we would do this again.

( FLASHBACK TO A YEAR AGO JUST TO HAVE A FLASHBACK CLICK HERE)

[ Aluminum Man:] Do what?

[ Chris Naggs:] Damn it, Chris stop this at once.

[ Aluminum Man:] Chris isn't here. I think he went to hang out with Scooby and the Gang cause he so cool you know.

[ Chris Naggs:] Damn it I am talking to you Chris.

[ Aluminum Man:] You must be mistaken, I am ALUMINUM MAN!!! UNCERTIFIED SUPER HERO!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] What happened to being Superhero in training?

[ Aluminum Man:] I got tired of waiting for the Halls Of Justice to make me a true super hero.

[ Chris Naggs:] I can't believe I am having this conversation. What makes you a super hero?

[ Aluminum Man:] Uh my aluminum DUH!

[ Chris Naggs:] Aluminum Foil doesn't make you a super hero.

[ Aluminum Man:] How do explain your baked potato always being hot when wrapped by the Aluminum Foil? It has super powers!

[ Chris Naggs:] Ugh fine.

[ Aluminum Man:] Now where is my sidekick?

( "Aluminum Man" stares at Chris Naggs )

[ Chris Naggs:] No way I am wearing that ever again.

[ Aluminum Man:] YES! YOU HAVE TO! YOU ARE MY SIDEKICK!!!

( To avoid the pouting of a guy dressed in aluminum foil. Chris Naggs slowly walks into the bedroom. A few minutes later he returns )

[ Aluminum Man:] YAY! NAGGAR THE VIKING!!!! MY TRUSTFUL SIDEKICK!!!

[ Naggar The Viking:] Yes.

[ Aluminum Man:] Now you know what we have to do right!

[ Naggar The Viking:] I have not the slightest clue.

[ Aluminum Man:] Well CLUCK CLUCK! IS BACK!

[ Naggar The Viking:] Hen?

[ Aluminum Man:] FO SHO! HE IS BACK AND STILL HAS IT!!!

[ Naggar The Viking:] Has what?

[ Aluminum Man:] My Aluminum Title!!! HE HAS IT!

[ Naggar The Viking:] Okay. So?

[ Aluminum Man:] SO!? SO!? IT IS MY TITLE!!! Not to mention it is part of my costume. Anyway we have to hunt down Cluck Cluck and take it from him.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Um right.

[ Aluminum Man:] So that is your mission. Do you accept....YES WE DO!?

[ Naggar The Viking:] What are you doing?

[ Aluminum Man:] We don't have a police commissioner to give us our missions. So I had to pull double duty.

[ Naggar The Viking:] How silly of me.

[ Aluminum Man:] Well that is why I am the UNCERTIFIED SUPER HERO and you are the sidekick.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Um what about Bubbles?

[ Aluminum Man:] DANG IT! Uh Bubbles you are Bubble Chimp Wonder. I will get you a costume later. You can be undercover right now.

[ Naggar The Viking:] As a chimp?

[ Aluminum Man:] FO SHO!

[ Naggar The Viking:] Why did I ask.

[ Aluminum Man:] Now off to Cluck Cluck's SUPER DUPER TOP VERY VERY SECRET HIDEOUT!

( WHOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!! Aluminum Man jumps out of screen....CRASH! BAM! Chris Naggs just shakes his head)

[ Aluminum Man:] I forgot one of my powers isn't flying.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Yes I could tell.

[ Aluminum Man:] Well lets go!

( "Aluminum Man" stands there straining as and starts shaking as Naggar The Viking and Bubbles The Chimp Wonder move away. )

[ Naggar The Viking:] What are you doing?

[ Aluminum Man:] Trying to teleport to Cluck Cluck's SUPER DUPER TOP VERY VERY SECRET HIDEOUT!

[ Naggar The Viking:] Um okay.

[ Aluminum Man:] Dang it, Apparently my super powers don't involve moving place to place.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Um you want to walk.

[ Aluminum Man:] *sighs* FO SHO!

( Aluminum Man, Naggar The Viking, and Bubbles The Chimp Wonder walk out of the hotel room and enter the hall as people give them weird looks as they walk by. They continue out into the city as they walk a bit. Aluminum Man dashes behind a trash can then a light pole. As Naggar The Viking sighs and looks on. )

[ Naggar The Viking:] What are you doing?

[ Aluminum Man:] I HAVE SUPER SPEED!! I'M THERE! I'M HERE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I WILL BE!

[ Naggar The Viking:] Um where are we going?

[ Aluminum Man:] I told you Cluck Cluck's SUPER DUPER TOP VERY VERY SECRET HIDEOUT! DUH!

( Naggar The Viking just shuts up as the continue down the street as people keep on looking at the trio. Aluminum Man stops. )

[ Aluminum Man:] FOLKS! It doesn't matter that I am not certified. I am still A SUPER HERO! And these are my sidekicks....Naggar The Viking and oh oops I almost gave away your identity and my chimp Bubbles.

( People move away very fast. )

[ Aluminum Man:] We must be close.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Why do you say that?

[ Aluminum Man:] Everyone is moving away quickly.

[ Naggar The Viking:] I think they are moving away from us.

[ Aluminum Man:] Good idea for them then. They don't want to be here when we battle Cluck Cluck and his McNugget Ninjas!

[ Naggar The Viking:] Okay.

( Aluminum Man stops and stands there. )

[ Aluminum Man:] We are here!

( Naggar The Viking looks at Popeye's Chicken. )

[ Naggar The Viking:] We are at a Popeye's Chicken restaurant.

[ Aluminum Man:] That is what Cluck Cluck wants us to think.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Ugh.

[ Aluminum Man:] Alright LETS GO!

( Aluminum Man darts in and out behind cars...finally after 5 minutes they reach the front door of Popeye's Chicken. Aluminum Man looks at the sign in the window )

[ Aluminum Man:] Ewwwwww Four piece chicken 3.99! Wait NO! I will not allow Cluck Cluck to distract me with his slightly below average prices.

( With that being said they enter Popeye's Chicken. There is a line as Aluminum Man runs in front of them. They look pissed as Aluminum Man looks back at them. )

[ Aluminum Man:] Don't worry folks, Super Heroes have automatic cuts. 

( The line just looks confused now as Aluminum Man turns his attention to the teenager cashier. )

[ Popeye's Cashier:] Hello can I take your order.

[ Aluminum Man:] You know what I am here for.

[ Popeye's Cashier:] Um what?

[ Aluminum Man:] Don't play dumb with me. Where is he?

[ Popeye's Cashier:] Who?

[ Aluminum Man:] You are trying to stall me aren't you! You are allowing him to escape huh!?

( Just then Aluminum Man jumps over the counter.)

[ Popeye's Cashier:] Sir you are not allowed back here. Please get back on the other side.

[ Aluminum Man:] You want me to get back so Cluck Cluck can get away! NO WAY!

( Aluminum Man continues on as he enters the kitchen area of Popeye's Chicken. )

[ Aluminum Man:] WHERE IS HE!?

[ Popeye's Cashier:] Sir who are you looking for.

[ Aluminum Man:] Your dumb act is getting old. AH HA!

( Aluminum Man runs over to the microwave. )

[ Aluminum Man:] YOU HAVE A SECRET CODE FOR A DOOR TO OPEN!

( Aluminum Man starts pressing numbers then hits starts as the microwave starts. )

[ Aluminum Man:] Hmmm That isn't it. 

[ Popeye's Cashier:] Sir you are going to have to leave.

( Just then two employees walk up and grab Aluminum Man and start escorting him out of Popeye's )

[ Aluminum Man:] HEY! You are suppose to come one at a time at me. So I can POW! WHAM! BOOM! YOU THREE. THIS ISN'T FAIR!

( They escort him outside as Aluminum Man takes a seat on the curb as Naggar The Viking and Bubbles The Chimp Wonder walk up. )

[ Aluminum Man:] That wasn't fair at all.

[ Naggar The Viking:] You think you might be at the wrong place.

[ Aluminum Man:] Never! Cluck Cluck must have moved his SUPER DUPER TOP VERY VERY SECRET HIDEOUT!

[ Naggar The Viking:] Oh.

[ Aluminum Man:] That Cluck Cluck is a clever one.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Why don't you talk to him.

[ Aluminum Man:] Why?

[ Naggar The Viking:] You have a match with him Sunday.

[ Aluminum Man:] No that is Staggs remember.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Why don't you talk about him on Staggs behalf.

[ Aluminum Man:] FO SHO! Cluck Cluck you have committed a terrible act over a year ago. You are lucky that I waited for over a year for my membership to the Hall of Justice which never came, those snobbish losers who think just cause I am Aluminum Man that I can't be part of there group. That isn't right is it Cluck Cluck? Just like it wasn't right for you to take my Aluminum Title Belt. You have kept it for over a year and that isn't right. So that is why I am going to hunt you down like the terrible super villain you are and take what is mine back. Yeah sure super heroes are suppose to save the world instead of their own stuff ,but guess what that doesn't apply to the UNCERTIFIED SUPER HERO!!! So Cluck Cluck you better move your SUPER DUPER SECRET TOP VERY VERY SECRET every twenty minutes cause we are going to be hot on your trail. Yeah maybe your McNugget Ninjas slowed us down to allow you to escape this time. That can't always work forever. We are going to meet and that is when world's collide. You will have to deal with my Aluminum powers while you try to throw frozen chickens at me. Cluck Cluck you are going to have to suffer for taking my title.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Um Chri....I mean Aluminum Man why don't you talk about the match between Staggs and Hen I mean Cluck Cluck.

[ Aluminum Man:] Oh okay. Cluck Cluck this Sunday you go up against to my dear friend Chris Staggs as you will take him on in an International Championship Title. I hope Staggs takes that title away from you so you can feel what it is like for someone to take a title from you. It will hurt cause Staggs will have to beat you down so he can cover you for the three count. That will not be easy cause you will probably be trying to do the same thing. Though I do remember you two did meet over a year ago and that is where you took my Aluminum Title. This time you will not have help from the Jewish Connection or whatever they were called. That Silver guy and Diamond guy. They are not here anymore are they? I don't think so. So what are you goin' do now huh? What are you goin' do when the Staggsta is going to run wild on you!? You better grab all the frozen chickens you got and bring to the ring. That is the only way that you are going to keep the title. You see I talked to Staggs before he went to hang out with Scooby and the gang. I can tell he is ready or I think he is. He is ready to beat you Cluck Cluck. He hasn't forgotten you beat him over a year ago. He wants to make it up to me by taking your International  Title. He said that this time he isn't going through a table. He is going to no sell the Superbolt again. He is going to win cause he is doing it for me. Heck I might even show up to root him on in the match. I want to see you go down for what you took from me. I might even come down to the ring after the match and finally capture you if I haven't found you by Sunday. Cause God knows what you are doing with my Aluminum Title. I just hope it is still intact. You better still have it cause if you don't then I might just have to take you out L.A.P.D. STYLE! Oh yeah you better hope you have it still intact cause you don't want Aluminum Man to go L.A.P.D. STYLE on your booty. This will happen after the match with Staggs too. So you will not be able to move. Cluck Cluck why don't you just go ahead and turn yourself in. I am sure the police commissioner will take it lighter on you, right?......... Right. See he said he would so why don't you just quit running and meet me here at Popeye's Chicken parking lot. Then everything will be right with the world wait oh and bring the Aluminum Title with you. Oh and you may ask why would you go to jail well cause you stole my title and stealing is against the law. Yep uh huh. You can look that up too. Anyway I know Cluck Cluck you two have your sidekicks but if they try and interfere in your match with Staggs then Naggar The Viking will have to take out Big Black Baldie and Bubble The Chimp Wonder will have to take out the Rooster. Cluck Cluck this week you are going to be taken down no matter if it is me, Aluminum Man or Staggs doing it. All I know is that we will have the Aluminum Title back oh yeah and we will have the International Championship Title to boot. Now Naggar The Viking and Bubbles The Chimp Wonder we need to be ready for Sunday Night's match for Staggs.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Um right.

[ Aluminum Man:] FO SHO!

[ Naggar The Viking:] So what are we doing now?

[ Aluminum Man:] Maybe we need to go back into Popeye's Chicken and capture the McNugget Ninjas?

[ Naggar The Viking:] Um no.

[ Aluminum Man:] But they are with Cluck Cluck.

[ Naggar The Viking:] So?

[ Aluminum Man:] Well cause they will move with Cluck Cluck.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Just don't do it okay?

[ Aluminum Man:] Yeah I guess you are right. Plus those guys don't know the rules of fighting. They are suppose to come at me one at a time. They both can't come at me. That isn't fair.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Good then. You ready to head back to the hotel?

[ Aluminum Man:] No...I still want to go back into Popeye's Chicken.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Why? I thought we agreed not to go back in.

[ Aluminum Man:] But that four piece chicken is a good buy.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Ugh fine.

[ Aluminum Man:] But after that.....BACK TO THE ALUMINUM CAVE!

[ Naggar The Viking:] The what?

[ Aluminum Man:] The hotel.

[ Naggar The Viking:] Oh okay.

( The trio stand up and proceed back in to get some Popeye's Chicken. )

( END PROMO)