JD is just like me. We are twins see? I can be just like you!!! This is so cool. JD, maybe after you admit you are my brother. I have proved without a doubt that we are "BLOOD BROTHERS". You will know this FO SHO when I show you I can be just like you bro. I can be as ummm help Chris. I can't see the card.

"What?" said Chris Naggs who loves long walks on the beach and sleeps with Mr. Snuggles.

"I do not" said Chris Naggs who tried to play it off like my narrator's onslaught.

"Isn't this cool" I said who loves super balls who bounce really high. "SUPER BALLS ARE COOL" I said hoping that Chris Naggs would buy him one.

"I will not" said Chris Naggs who will buy him a dozen super balls. " Hey who is controlling the thoughts." said Chris Naggs who I hope doesn't find out is me.

" Chris ! STOP IT" said Chris Naggs who is getting mad as his always has a blood vain pop out from his forehead.

" Dude I would love a super ball" I said trying to show him that I wanted one really bad.

" No quit asking" Chris Naggs said as he became a big mean loser. "What?" Chris Naggs who I think needs to calm down before he dies of a heart attack. My uncle died from that.

" Well do you believe that JD Lawson is my brother?" I said as I hummed "Dream Weaver" in my head. That is a catchy song you know.

"Why are we doing this?" asked Chris Naggs who seems to be kind of on the slow side. "Hey I resent that" exclaimed Chris Naggs which I didn't understand why he was talking about mail.

"I am proving to JD, that he is my brother" I said for the hundredth time as I thought about more important things. I thought about which episode of Scooby Doo was coming on tonight. I wondered if I was going to get to eat M&Ms. I relaxed.

"Okay, this has officially became the worst promo ever" Chris Naggs shouted from his two foot body. "I am 3'7" Chris Naggs said adding an inch to his real height. Chris Naggs blushed.

"I just want JD to know that we can be good brothers" I exclaimed trying to convince Chris Naggs and JD Lawson of this.  I just wanted to show JD that he doesn't have to act like a thug in front of family. He doesn't have to act thug life by brushing me off. I am feeling sad. I am starting to feel angry at him. He is playing games that make me mad and you won't like me if I got mad. Dude wasn't Hulk the coolest movie ever? Well other than Scooby Doo. I knew I had to cheer myself up.

"Can we watch Scooby Doo after we get done" I asked already knowing the answer as Chris Naggs funny looking face gave me a nod. I know everything would be alright now.

I am happy.

I got my way.

I got the Scooby Snacks.

I am all set.

I just need to get through this promo.

I just need a ghost writer. That too was a cool show.

"Let us move on" Chris Naggs commanded as I sensed he wanted to watch Scooby Doo too.

Silence

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JD, I am grew up an only child. I never had a brother to play with. You were too busy with your Hollywood life to pay much attention to me. I always had to play battleship by myself.

B-12.

You sunk my battleship. It is hard to cheat against yourself.

So JD Lawson says I hide behind my narrator.

Apparently JD isn't good at playing hide n go seek. If he was then he would know that you would be seen if you hide behind another person. Then again if you are really fast you can get to base. Of course that means the fat kid that can't run fast has to be it. So I guess I don't hide behind my narrator. Unless you are the fat kid that is it? Oh maybe we can see after you become my brother. Yeah we can play hide n go seek. You can bring along your friends. We can have a big hide n go seek after the show. That would be so awesome. 1.....2.....3.

NOT IT!!!

Woooo, I guess that makes you it. Now JD, you have called my narrator some nasty things. You need to say you are sorry. I think it might have hurt his feelings. You know what momma told us about saying bad things.

"If you can't say something nice then don't say anything at all."

See JD that wasn't very cool ,but I guess I can help you when you finally admit that we are brothers. This would be easier though if you would let me take your blood and then we wouldn't have to fight. I hate fighting unless I get a cookie. Too bad for you JD, Chris Naggs promised me all I can eat in cookies if I win. Don't worry though JD, everyone knows wrestling is fake. I have taken many shots to the head and I am still as smart as I have always been.

I think so.

Chris Naggs made me watch your promos last night. He told me that I needed to know what you are saying to me. He told me that I needed to respond to the insults. Well here they go....JD you are a big dodo head. You look funny. You dress weird. You are weird. You talk a lot about stuff I don't understand. Though that is fine. You can explain it to me when we become brothers. You tell me I am stupid way too many times. I know you are just playing with me. That is the way Chris Naggs plays with me too. Anyway JD just letting you know people get tired of hearing the same old thing time after time.

FO SHO!

Chris Naggs says that it doesn't appeared that you watch my promos much. Why JD? Don't you care about what I have to say? That is being a very good brother either. I can see that I have my work cut out in making you a great brother. Don't worry you will be that someday. Just like I will be chess champion someday. Chris Naggs says when pigs fly. So it could happen soon I just know it. Anyway Chris also says that you say general stuff that you think my narrator would comment on. You claim my narrator says things that he hasn't then you insult him for that. Dude! That is just wrong. That is whack you know. Whack is funny word don't you think so?  JD we never said you were tired. We never said you were unfunny. By the way, I think you are funny. I laughed at your promos number of times. Chris Naggs thinks I am weird for doing that. I tell him you are the greatest. I guess that makes me the greatest too. We are brothers after all. JD Lawson why must we fight? Why won't you quit playing stupid and admit it. I have a bunch of games and things we can do once you admit it.  We will have fun all I have do is play fake wrestling for a while?  That sounds cool. Oh and you are going to let me win right? That is the only way we can become official brothers. Dude by the way, which Scooby Doo cartoon do you like? Do you like the old ones, the ones with Scrappy Doo ( Blah! ), the ones with the 70's actors that were an hour long, or the brand new ones that just came out this year. I personally like the old ones. If you like the old ones that is just another thing that proves we are brothers.

By the way what is a dolt? I don't think I will consider him as a brother either.

Dude it will be you, me, and Grady. We will be like the kids that were held back. We will run the playground. I will own the swings. I like swings. Tommy Grady will own the slide. He likes slides. You can have the jungle gym.

We are going to make a cool group! WOOO!!! Jade can come along as long as he doesn't make us watch his 1980s teen movies.

I mean after all JD, Cory Feldman ended your acting career. Wouldn't that just bring back hurt feelings? I don't get why you hang out with Jade. That would be like me hanging out with Bobo the Clown who cost me my fifth birthday.

I am Chris Staggs...

You are JD Lawson...

We are brothers.

Candyland or Chutes N Ladders?

Scooby Doo Episodes.

Brothers Forever.

We win.

They lose.

Time to play.

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Now he were are.

"Yep"

We are fixing to become brothers

"FO SHO!"

Can you wait?

"No way"

You two aren't brothers.

"Take that back"

You are lying.

"Who are you?"

I am the mystery voice

"Ewww spooky"

You are stupid

"JD, is that you?"

No you fool

"That is what JD always calls me."

No wonder.

"The Wonder Bread is molded."

Throw it away then.

"Think you Mr. Spooky Voice over guy. You saved me from eating it"

Umm

"You rule"

Silence