( We fade in once again to the last segment as Chris Naggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter sit on the stools looking at the television. Greg once again is playing with his hair as Chris Naggs just shakes his head in disgust. Finally they look up )

[ Chris Naggs:] Welcome to the last segment of the JD Lawson Promo interview.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter:] So far we have found out that JD Lawson has a strange fetish for unorthodox spankings and his special love for fruitcake.

[ Chris Naggs:] Um yeah this is truly a sad interview. Anyway welcome back JD.

I am JD Lawson.

[ Chris Naggs:] Geez this guy needs to really think about changing stuff up.

Must I comment on the fact

[ Chris Naggs:] I guess you don't. Anyway you have a--

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter:] BOOOOOORING! MY TURN! So JD, what are your turn-ons?

a puppy

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter:] Um JD that is illegal in all states except Arkansas.

I need my diaper changed

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter:] Dude that is nasty. You wear depends?

I am going to take this shit seriously

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter:] Dude that is just plain disgusting. Why must you tell us?

I felt like it.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter:] Ummm okay?

I feel trapped

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter:] I would believe so if had a diaper filled with shit.

Any other of this shit you think will get you

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter:] Yeah, I am starting to smell it.

Man I once respected you

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter:] This coming from a guy who shit in his depends.

Doing this went out when Glore retired

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter:] Wait what? You mean depends was a FWF thing? Gross man.

its been done to death, dumb ass.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter:] This is the first I am hearing of it.

I am JD Lawson at this point we are polar opposites.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter:] I would say so. Dude you are one fucked up guy. To think a two time former champion could be this messed up. You like spankings, shitting in your pants, and doing nasty things with fruitcakes. JD you are a SICKO!!!

[ Chris Naggs:] This whole four part segment has went downhill. Let us just end it before it gets worse. What else could he add?

a few Davy Disco jokes

[ Chris Naggs:] THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!!!!

( Chris Naggs and Greg just shake their heads as they wheel off the television )

(END PROMO)