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[ Chris Naggs:] So Chris, we are getting closer to the match. [ Chris Staggs:] We don't need a match the lights are on. [ Chris Naggs:] You have done this skit before. [ Chris Staggs:] Oh. [ Chris Naggs:] JD Lawson doesn't want to be your brother. [ Chris Staggs:] He is lying. [ Chris Naggs:] Why do you say that? [ Chris Staggs:] He is my brother. [ Chris Naggs:] What is your backing? [ Chris Staggs:] I don't have backpack. [ Chris Naggs:] Ugh this is useless. ... Are You Brothers? ... Deny it your best defense. You play this off like you two are not brothers. Yet you ignore the qualifications that I pointed out last promo. You discount the similarities that you two have. I mean you basically are denying this fact cause you don't want to be his brother. Hey JD, have you ever heard of sibling rivalry. That is what you are displaying right now with this match. You want to fight your brother to prove that you are not his brother than go ahead and do it. You want to try and snap his neck as you threatened to do. Do it, but you won't be able to end his career. You may not even be able to defeat him. The older brother usually wins sibling Rivalry because he has the experience and size. Though what happens when the brothers grow up? What happens when the size isn't there? What happens when the experience isn't that far apart? What happens then? The rivalry is even and becomes more vicious. This has happened with Chris Staggs and your rivalry. You see the match-ups are even with both of you taking a win each. Now you make this match where basically anything goes all you have to do is get one person to say a phrase. This sibling rivalry has gotten more vicious. Yet you deny that you two are brothers. So JD you want to use this match to determine this factor. The real question though JD is are you going to honor this comment if you lose? I don't think you are. You have tried to play this off the last two months. You have called this foolish, but when you made the match did you ever think of the consequences? Did you ever think of what will happen if you lost? I don't think you did, but you will have to live with this annoyance the rest of your career. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if Chris Staggs followed you into retirement and bugged you then too. Chris Staggs believes that you two are really brothers and now I have to play along if I want to keep my job. JD Lawson, you may take this as a joke, but Chris Staggs believes this. So now you want to deny the facts that I have brought up? Do you want to disregard everything I said? Go ahead, but I am sure that some of these facts are going to be in the back of your mind. You are going to question yourself subconsciously. You might accidentally blurt out those four little words. Sibling Rivalry, tough love, and similarities they are too much to question. They are too much not to consider. ... Random Thoughts On JD Lawson… I guess the FWF World title is the only thing on JD Lawson's mind. It seems that this little National Title defense is the least of his worries. He thinks that Chris Staggs is just a push over. He is a "lost puppy" as he put it. You know sometimes those puppies have a pretty fierce bite to them. Though JD Lawson has written this match off as getting rid of annoyance. So a former SWF World Champion, former SWF Television champion, and two time SWF Tag Team champion is just an annoyance to him. Well you are right on one thing JD you have an ego. Though does this ego cost you the SWF National title? Does this ego cost your peace and quiet? You know if Chris Staggs wins then he won't quit hanging around you. Though a logical thinking two former FWF World Champion would have thought out what he might have come this pay per view when he made this match with Chris Staggs. I don't think you thought it out. You don't want to admit it, but Chris Staggs forced you to make a rash decision. You can't focus on both things. You are proving this to be true by talking about the tourney more often and more at length then your National Title match. So go ahead JD with your typical this match is dumb. Chris Staggs is moronic. He is nothing more than annoyance spill that you have done the last two promos. I understand though JD; you don't have much time to focus on the match as you have a chance to win the FWF World Title. YAY! Yet your career in the SWF will be over. I told you last promo if you lost to Chris Staggs then you would prove that Hen and A2 were better than you. Although this time around you don't have the political pull that A2 or Hen did. You are supposedly a loner. You play by your own rules. What a rebel. Wow you are so cool JD. I want to be just like you. Please JD you talk all this shit about how great you are and yet you get trapped by a short bus riding retard that thinks as you said thinks that cartoons are real. JD, how can you have an ego after that? How can you believe you are that great after that? You are denying the reality of the fact. You are choosing to live in the past when you were in the FWF. This is one of the reasons that you are so obsessed in becoming the last FWF World Champion. This is the reason you want too. You were screwed out of it via Justin Goldman politics. Anyway JD go ahead sleep, breathe, and live for the FWF World Title. That will just make it easier for Chris Staggs to sneak up and win this match. It will be that much easier for Chris Staggs to become your brother and SWF National Champion. I know you are thinking to yourself, why should I care what this narrator says. He just repeats his self the whole time. Yeah that is right JD. I am the one that has done the same song and dance the last two promos. I am the one that hasn't said anything new in two months. You have gave us the same lines since the match was booked. You have given nothing new. Your basic line is "Chris Staggs is moronic". Gees JD thank you for the insightful comment. I think you found out something we didn't know. I mean here we were the rest of the world thinking that Chris Staggs is a chess champion. He was next the Bobby Fisher. Thank you JD so much. Now that you have pointed that out we can all be thankful. Let me tell this to the SWF roster for the sixteenth time, we know Chris Staggs is dumb. We know that he isn't dealing with a full deck. So why use this cliché? Does the SWF have this thing where they demand that Chris Staggs's opponent call him stupid? Really SWF Offices how over can Chris Staggs get? He is the loveable idiot for crying out loud. Oh well JD, come back with calling Chris Staggs a idiot. Chris Staggs will take the title, but don't worry JD.... The title will stay in the family. ... Summing It Up ... Funny you don't be concerned with the match. You want to believe that Chris Staggs is nice. You want to believe that Chris Staggs can't hurt you. So JD you think that Chris Staggs defeated the last seven guys with niceness? Please JD you know that Chris Staggs doesn't have a probably is hurting you. This was proved during the last match for the SWF World Tag Team titles. JD Lawson don't worry you might have the FWF World title and a new brother. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Yeah. [ Chris Staggs:] I am going to be his brother. I know that is the concept of the match. [ Chris Staggs:] Lights on, you don't need a match. I thought we said you already done that. [ Chris Staggs:] Not with you. Ugh, stop with the old repeative stuff. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Quit [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! I mean it [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! Screw it, cut to the promo ( Camera fades in with Chris Staggs standing in the hotel room with a big grin on his face as Chris Naggs enters the room. He stops and sees Chris Staggs with a big grin on his face. Chris Naggs sighs heavily as he walks over to Chris Staggs. Chris Naggs looks as he sees some pictures as Chris Naggs finally gives in to Chris Staggs as he talks. ) [ Chris Naggs:] Why are you so happy? [ Chris Staggs:] I spent all night thinking of a way to prove we are brothers. [ Chris Naggs:] You come up with something? [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Chris Naggs:] What may I ask have you came up with? [ Chris Staggs:] Dude ask me questions about JD Lawson's life and I know it. [ Chris Naggs:] Um are you sure? [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Chris Naggs:] Okay, do you want me to start now? [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Chris Naggs:] First what does JD stand for in JD Lawson. [ Chris Staggs:] Jannetty Dean ,but we called him Jimmy Dean. [ Chris Naggs:] So his name is Jimmy Dean Lawson? [ Chris Staggs:] Uh huh, I think he owns a sausage company. [ Chris Naggs:] That was wrong on some many different levels. [ Chris Staggs:] No, I am pretty sure he does. [ Chris Naggs:] Uh okay, next question. what was his childhood like? [ Chris Staggs:] Believe it or not but he was a child star. [ Chris Naggs:] WHAT?! [ Chris Staggs:] Yep he was Jim Bob Walton on the Waltons [ Chris Naggs:] I think you are making this up. [ Chris Staggs:] I saw it on E! [ Chris Naggs:] No you didn't [ Chris Staggs:] Look at his picture.
[ Chris Naggs:] That looks nothing like JD Lawson. [ Chris Staggs:] I swear. I am his brother after all. [ Chris Naggs:] Okay, well what happened to him being an actor? [ Chris Staggs:] He feel in with Cory Feldman and Corey Haimn in the late 1980s. [ Chris Naggs:] I guess that would do it. [ Chris Staggs:] Also that is where Jade Diamond and him met. They were in 1980s teen movies together. They were kicked out of the brat pack too.. [ Chris Naggs:] Umm that wasn't Jade Diamond. [ Chris Staggs:] It looks just like him. [ Chris Naggs:] It isn't okay? [ Chris Staggs:] Fine. [ Chris Naggs:] I can't believe I am keeping this up, but how did JD Lawson get into wrestling. [ Chris Staggs:] He was doing lines with Corey Feldman and Corey Haimn one night and saw on television an offer for a wrestling school and decided to go into wrestling. .[ Chris Naggs:] I am having a hard time believing this. JD Lawson got into wrestling by watch TV at two in the morning. [ Chris Staggs:] Scout's Honor. [ Chris Naggs:] You weren't in the scouts. [ Chris Staggs:] Ummm, I saw it on E! ? [ Chris Naggs:] You already said that. [ Chris Staggs:] E! rules! [ Chris Naggs:] Next question how is it you are Canadian and he is American? [ Chris Staggs:] Our house was on the US boarder. Mom had me on the Canada side and had JD on the US side. [ Chris Naggs:] WHAT? Ugh. Anyway anything happen in 1990s? [ Chris Staggs:] Yeah, In 1993 Andrew Davis and him were going to reunite their famous tag team the Amazing Flamingo Twins. It was suppose to be a REALLY COOL Big Red Scare Barber Shop segment. Then DISASTER STUCK!!! And Davis threw him through the Barber Shop window. He became the better tag partner. ( Chris Naggs takes the piece of paper out of Chris Staggs's hand. ) [ Chris Naggs:] Did Andrew Davis give you this? [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Chris Naggs:] Why did you read it? [ Chris Staggs:] He promised he would play SNES with me at the pay per view. [ Chris Naggs:] That is stupid. [ Chris Staggs:] SUPER STREET FIGHTER 2 CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION IS NOT STUPID!!! [ Chris Naggs:] Anything else we need to know? [ Chris Staggs:] I am scared of the dark. [ Chris Naggs:] NO! About JD Lawson. [ Chris Staggs:] OH!!! [ Chris Naggs:] YEAH! [ Chris Staggs:] I found out that were aren't just brothers. [ Chris Naggs:] You aren't? [ Chris Staggs:] WE ARE TWINS!!! [ Chris Naggs:] No you are making things up. [ Chris Staggs:] I got the pictures to prove it. [ Chris Naggs:] What have I told you about lying. [ Chris Staggs:] Don't. [ Chris Naggs:] Right. [ Chris Staggs:] But I have pictures. [ Chris Naggs:] Quit lying right now or no M&Ms after dinner. [ Chris Staggs:] But-- [ Chris Naggs:] But nothing, now go to your room if you are going to keep this up. [ Chris Staggs:] You know you are a BIG MEANIE!!!! [ Chris Naggs:] Yeah I know. ( Chris Staggs pouts and folds his arms and stomps to his room. ) [ Chris Naggs:] Being brothers is one thing, but twins? Now he is just plain lying. ( Chris Naggs pulls out a flask like Aaron Everage and takes a sip as he walks away. ) ( END PROMO ) ( We fade back in with Chris Staggs looking around ) [ Chris Staggs:] I think Chris isn't here...so here is my proof.
[ Chris Staggs:] This is JD Lawson back in the FWF.
[ Chris Staggs:] Here is me last year. JD, WE ARE TWINS!!!! ( Chris Staggs smiles as he hears a noise and runs off. ) ( END PROMO )
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