( Camera opens up again with Chris Naggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter sitting on two stools in front of a television that is set up for them. The room is totally black as Chris Naggs has the remote. Greg The Perky T.G.I. Friday's Waiter looking like his gay self as they see the camera. )

[ Chris Naggs:] Hey, welcome to our third segment of our interview with JD Lawson's promo.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Yep. I can't wait.

[ Chris Naggs:] Don't hog the questions this time.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] I give the viewers the questions they want answered.

[ Chris Naggs:] We have that big of a gay following?

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Yep the SWF does.

[ Chris Naggs:] Well anyway thank you for joining us again JD.

I am JD Lawson.

[ Chris Naggs:] Geez you love that saying.

But it is ok…

[ Chris Naggs:] I don't know, I think it is kinda weird.

I have answers

[ Chris Naggs:] I am sure you do.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] This isn't going anywhere. My turn.

I know you fear me.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Yeah anyone that can do that what you do with fruitcakes should be feared.

That goes without saying.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] I am glad you agree. So how about that spanking now? You have got out of it the last two times.

I have answers.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Yes or no?

My neck no longer ails me.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Umm that has nothing to do with a spanking. Quit stalling.

I will blame your education

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] What!? What do you think a spanking is?

It is ok though because I am not here to give lessons

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Umm you sure about that?

I am happy.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] That you don't give unorthodox methods of spankings?

I am no longer unable to sleep.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] The spanking lessons kept you up? I use to give spankings.

If you are a phony you are probably a fake, douche bag.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] HEY! I did too. I will give you one.

I am JD Lawson.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] You say that more than Chris Staggs says FO SHO.

I care.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] You care about people knowing who you are?

That goes without saying.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] I guess so. Anything else you want to add to this installment?

It was nice to have something to use for rolling paper

[ Chris Naggs:] That is all we have time for.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Wait I wanted to know what was he used for rolling paper.

[ Chris Naggs:] Maybe you can ask him next interview.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] You said that last time and I still haven't heard a funny Ricky Martin joke.

[ Chris Naggs:] Shut Up.

( They argue as they roll off the tv. )