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[ Chris Staggs:] Say my name Say my name..... [ Chris Naggs:] What are you doing.... [ Chris Staggs:] When I'm not around you....say my name. [ Chris Naggs:] Time to get focused. [ Chris Staggs:] For what? [ Chris Naggs:] The match. [ Chris Staggs:] What match? [ Chris Naggs:] The JD Lawson match. [ Chris Staggs:] Oh, I just gotta get him to say he is my brother. [ Chris Naggs:] Okay.
...Questioning Brotherhood... Brotherhood, what is it? What makes people brothers besides genetics? Do they share the same thoughts on things? If this is so then does that mean JD Lawson and Chris Staggs are on the same wavelength. Which wavelength are they on? Has Chris Staggs brought him down to a flat line? Has JD Lawson brought Chris Staggs up to his wavelength? Nahhhhh. Though what brought Chris Staggs to use JD Lawson's finisher not once but twice on the last Adrenaline? Was that a sign of intelligence? Please folks Area 51 employees couldn't detect intelligence from Chris Staggs [ Chris Staggs:] HEY! Anyway have Chris Staggs and JD Lawson been alone the same thought pattern? How else would both Chris Staggs and JD Lawson have two bumbling lackeys? How else would Chris Staggs and JD Lawson have a lengthy winning streak coming into the Brotherhood match? How else would Chris Staggs and JD Lawson both have the same type federation travel? Both men have been in the SWF, FWF, CWA, and IWF. The similarities are scary too me. Yet JD Lawson doesn't want to admit that Chris Staggs and JD Lawson are BLOOD BROTHERS. He wants to have a match. Why do you want to do this JD? I have given you facts after fact about how Chris Staggs and you are certainly blood brothers. Yet you don't want to listen? Fine have it your way. You want to not admit it and have Chris Staggs maybe quit annoying you, which is fine by me. You see Chris Staggs gets bore easy and if you would have just said yeah I am your brother then Chris Staggs would have forgotten about it already. JD, you wouldn't and that just proves that you want Chris Staggs around some more. You like the annoying interferences, the backstage good lucks. You don't want to get rid of what you call as "stalking". You have some weird attachment that you wanted him around these last two months. JD Lawson, I guess this Sunday everything will be settled. Everything will be right in the world. The question is in whose world? ...Random Thoughts on JD Lawson... Well, JD, we are just within a matter of days in which the judgment of our brotherhood is determined. JD Lawson will you have the ability to endure Chris Staggs's idiocy for one more week? Will you be able to concentrate on Chris Staggs as you have another match with another foe that has a longer history with you on the same night? JD Lawson you are caught in quite a predicament. In one night you must face Ranma and Chris Staggs. Wait I thought Ranma died? After all Jeff Harris had a funeral for him. Jeff had to suck up to him even in death. Though he claims he was in a coma. I guess being buried alive was a bitch. Anyway back to you JD, you face two bitter enemies in the same night. Will you have enough left to defeat Chris Staggs? Bah, fuck it this approach has been done seven ways to Sunday. I should first go after the obvious. JD Lawson you are nothing more than a walking contradiction. JD, you tell wait you preach to the people who will listen that you just want to be left alone. You want to be a loner so to speak. Yet you haven't spent much time as a loner in the SWF, have you? JD, since your arrival to the SWF you have been alone how much? One-day maybe? That was your debut in the SWF. Since then you have surrounded yourself with guys that lacked the ability to reach their potential. First you surrounded yourself with Jonathan Collins and Cordozer Stevenson that dissolved pretty quickly as everyone told you would happen. Now you bring in an old friend in Jade Diamond, yet he loses to Chris Staggs two weeks later after his debut. JD Lawson it seems feeding your ego by making wrestlers around you great has done nothing, but waste a lot of time and energy. Everyone of your stable mates has failed. Yet you keep surrounding yourself with lackluster wrestlers. Yeah keep telling us that you want to be left alone. Now call me crazy but here is an idea JD, why don't you quit trying to form little groups. Quit asking people "YO! You want to join this super cool club?" Now if being a walking contradiction wasn't enough you want to say this match isn't personal. This feud isn't personal. Yet you go out of your way to state this. Why JD? Why do you want to come out and state this if you are not hiding anything? Neither Chris Staggs nor I have mentioned this as being a personal matter. So JD is Chris Staggs finally getting to you a bit. You finally released a little frustration on Chris Staggs. Now JD it is time for you to kill Chris Staggs. I know you are going to breakdown this little spill quote by quote with adding your Dennis Miller type comments. JD come on and attempt it, but you will flop like Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football. You will add some witty comments that no one cares about or doesn't add anything to the quote. That is your gimmick though. You have an ego with a dry sense of humor not to mention your soap opera-esc scenes. Really JD we don't care. We don't care about Ellis Jackson. We don't care about the KING. Hell you could come back as Samuel Emerson and we wouldn't care. You will still be the same contradicting dry witted person that you have always been. You will use the same random generated insults that you throw at your opponents, bitchtits. You will still be the same guy who comments on lack of originality. You will still be the same guy who will use the "I don't care" approach to their opponents. Basically JD Lawson you will still have the stale act that has been outdated since your first FWF World Title run. Chris Staggs never uses the same approach. He is never does the same thing. Sure most of it is due to him running low in Riddelen, but he doesn't have a blueprint for promos. JD I know you won't admit it, but you fear what you don't understand, you hate what you can't conquer, it's just a theory of man. You can't conquer Chris Staggs as far I see it JD, this is the rubber match of the series. Who will win the series? ... Summing It Up ... Brotherhood is there a thing in wrestling? Could they ever be people close enough to be brothers? Chris Staggs will try and convince a very stubborn JD Lawson that this can happen. Chris Staggs's one mission is to get you to admit this JD Lawson. Chris Staggs will use everything he has to do this. Sure it might not be a lot, but he will try and get you to say those four magic words "I am your brother". [ Chris Staggs:] No you are not...JD Lawson is. Ugh I know. [ Chris Staggs:] Then why did you say it? I was trying to make a point. [ Chris Staggs:] Shoot a free throw. What? [ Chris Staggs:] You said you wanted to make a point. Not that kind of point. [ Chris Staggs:] Oh well I am going to have a brother. Then I will talk to Jay Diggity, his new big brother nickname, about making you a blood brother. Uh okay. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO ( Camera opens up with Chris Staggs pacing back and forth in front of the Baskin Robbins store as Chris Naggs walks out of the store with a some ice cream. He looks up at Chris Staggs a bit surprised. Chris Naggs walks over to Chris Staggs and stops him for a moment. ) [ Chris Naggs:] Something on your mind? You never pass up a chance to taste the 31 flavors....let me rephrase that. You never pass up ice cream. [ Chris Staggs:] I been thinking. ( Chris Naggs gives Chris Staggs a blank stare. ) [ Chris Naggs:] Have you came up with anything? [ Chris Staggs:] I don't know. [ Chris Naggs:] Figured that much. What are you doing though? [ Chris Staggs:] I am trying to prove that JD Lawson is my brother. [ Chris Naggs:] OH MY GOD! You are actually thinking about a match. [ Chris Staggs:] What match? [ Chris Naggs:] We aren't going through this whole spill again. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Chris Naggs:] Uh yeah. [ Chris Staggs:] WAIT!!! ( Chris Staggs squints his eyes and strains. ) [ Chris Staggs:] I----GOT----AN----IDEA!!!!!!!!!!! [ Chris Naggs:] Right.. [ Chris Staggs:] TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE!!! [ Chris Naggs:] What? [ Chris Staggs:] TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE!!! [ Chris Naggs:] Fine, but quit yelling.. [ Chris Staggs:] *whispers* Fo Sho. ( Chris Naggs rolls his eyes ) >>FLASH FORWARD<< ( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs are seen sitting in the waiting room. ) [ Chris Naggs:] You never told me why we are here. [ Chris Staggs:] Because of JD Lawson. [ Chris Naggs:] That doesn't explain anything.. [ Chris Staggs:] Or does it. [ Chris Naggs:] What? [ Chris Staggs:] Or why? [ Chris Naggs:] Quit this. [ Chris Staggs:] Fo Sho, can we use another flash forward? [ Chris Naggs:] No, only one flash forward a promo. [ Chris Staggs:] But I'm bored! [ Chris Naggs:] This was your idea to come here. >>FLAS [ Chris Naggs:] CHRIS STOP IT! [ Chris Staggs:] Fine, Mr. Boring pants. [ Chris Naggs:] This is why we don't let you talk about your opponents. [ Chris Staggs:] Huh? ( Just then the nurse comes out. ) [ Nurse:] Mr. Staggs, the doctor is ready to see you now. [ Chris Staggs:] My dad is here? [ Chris Naggs:] She means you dumbass. [ Chris Staggs:] Why did you sign me in as my dad? [ Chris Naggs:] Nevermind. ( Chris Naggs and Chris Staggs stand up and follow the nurse into a room. She leaves as Chris Staggs takes a seat on the bed as Chris Naggs takes a seat in a chair. Chris Staggs grabs the blood pressure machine and straps it around his neck as he begins to pump. Chris Naggs looks up as Chris Staggs is starting to turn blue. Chris Naggs gets up and finally up velcros the blood pressure machine. ) [ Chris Naggs:] Don't touch anything. [ Chris Staggs:] * Gasping for breath he nods his head* .......... ( Just then the doctor walks in. ) [ Doctor:] Hello Mr. Staggs. ( Chris Staggs looks around ) [ Chris Staggs:] Oh you mean me. [ Doctor:] Uh yeah. What seems to be the problem. [ Chris Staggs:] I need help proving some one is my brother. [ Doctor:] You want to do a blood test. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO! [ Doctor:] So you want to prove *pointing at Chris Naggs* is your brother. [ Chris Staggs:] No. [ Doctor:] Um who? [ Chris Staggs:] JD Lawson. [ Doctor:] Okay ,but we need his blood too before we can do anything. [ Chris Staggs:] I got it in my blood. [ Doctor:] What? [ Chris Staggs:] You see his blood and my blood mixed. So I got his blood in my body. All you have to do it separate my blood from his blood. [ Doctor:] We can't do it that way. [ Chris Staggs:] Why? [ Doctor:] We just can't. [ Chris Staggs:] I see... [ Doctor:] Good. [ Chris Staggs:] I will have to go get some of JD Lawson's blood. [ Doctor:] You could just ask him to come too. [ Chris Staggs:] FO SHO!? [ Doctor:] Yeah. [ Chris Staggs:] I am like Terminator....the first one of course....I'll be back. ( Chris Staggs jumps up and leaves as Chris Naggs jumps up to follow him. ) [ Chris Naggs:] So what are you going to do now? [ Chris Staggs:] Try to get blood from JD Lawson. [ Chris Naggs:] At the match? [ Chris Staggs:] Now. ( Chris Staggs and Chris Naggs walk out of the doctor's office.) ( END PROMO ) ![]() |