( Camera fades in with Chris Naggs and Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter sitting in some type of studio. Chris Naggs doesn't look pleased at all as Greg is all smiles and glitter and gay stuff. They look around as they finally grab a piece of paper )

[ Chris Naggs:] So we are going to do what the Weedevilics did and do an off adventure?

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] No, apparently Chris Staggs wants us to interview JD Lawson.

[ Chris Naggs:] He won't do that.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] I can change his mind. I have changed many men.

[ Chris Naggs:] *shudders* Anyway I have a better idea.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] What is that love stump.

[ Chris Naggs:] First don't ever call me that again. Second let us interview a JD Lawson Promo.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Suppppperrrrrrrrrr.

[ Chris Naggs:] Is the tape ready?

Yep

[ Chris Naggs:] You again. anyway let us get started.

( Chris Naggs and Greg get situated and begin )

[ Chris Naggs:] First off take you for joining us JD.

I am JD Lawson…

[ Chris Naggs:] Right, anyway what are your feelings on your match with Chris Staggs.

I have Remembrance to focus on and a title defense against Chris Staggs.

[ Chris Naggs:] That is true. You aren't much of a person to interview.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] OH OH OH!!! Let me ask a question...So JD what are you doing tonight?

Tonight I will lie on a dirty bed.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] We have a naughty National Champion on our hands.

[ Chris Naggs:] Let me ask a question are you boring?

Here is me flipping you off, asshole.

[ Chris Naggs:] Geez, I was just asking a question.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] You made him angry. So JD do you want me to spank you?

Here is me scratching my head at what the hell that was supposed to mean.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] You never had a spanking before?

I smirk at your pain.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] No, I will be the one doing the spanking.

"Wave of confusion comes over me and suffocates me is why.”

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Nevermind I thought you were kinky.

"What are you looking for?"

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Um sex.

"Love?"

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] No sex.

[ Chris Naggs:] Ummm yeah I think we will continue this next time.

[ Greg The Perky T.G.I. Waiter:] Damn weirdo. Who has considers love and sex the same?

( Chris Naggs just shakes his head. )

( END PROMO )