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Peckerwood Press International
Published In Beautiful Downtown
Mayberry-Somewhere in North Carolina



Peckerwood Press International

Published In Beautiful Downtown
Mayberry-Somewhere in North Carolina




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Yep We Are Dummer Than A Door Knob
Published In Beautiful Downtown
Mayberry-Somewhere in North Carolina


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Welcome to beautiful Mayberry somewhere in North Carolina and a taste of Appalachian Humor. These are actual jokes submitted by folks throughout the Smokey Mountain region of Tennessee and North Carolina when we are not enaged in our regular lines of employment:




Winner Coveted Cowpie Award

Peckerwood Press International
Published In Beautiful Downtown
Mayberry-Somewhere in North Carolina



9 MM Copy Right

Appalachian Code



My publisher asked if these are protected by copyright and I explained they appear to be in the public domain; the code of the Hills; and the 9 MM Copyright Code of Appalachia.




Sheriff Andy Taylor

National Security Conference




My First Employier suggested I move to North Carolina to attend the Deputy Barney Fife Higher School of Detective Investigations after I put my bullet in my pocket.




Angel Comes Down

From Heaven



An Angel came down from heaven and granted 2 statues a half an hour of life...after they have been looking at each others for a century.




World Fastest Mope?



Meet the 300 Mile Per Hour Moped 100 old man on moped out races Ferrari?




Society of Juan Valdez

Request Coffee/



Society De Juan Valdez National Founder of Society De Juan Valdez" worshippers of sacred coffee bean found wandering streets of Winston Salem looking for a fix before being taken to Happy Acres




Juan Valdez At Happy Acres

Rules For Visitors



Juan Valdez visits Happy Acres Hospital Rehabilitation works wonders in some cases if you follow the rules.




Truth About Aliens?



Are Homeless Aliens? new report suggested they migrated from Mars thousands of years ago?




Wedding Nite?



Wedding Nite Mistake and another joke asks if you are appreciated?




Former President Eisenhower

Eisenhower Memorial Commission
1629 K Street, NW Suite 801
Washington, DC 2006
202-296-0004



Your deported your industry and you think that leads to prosperity?




Medical Error

Doctors Solution


Medicare Question Doctor mixed up the cases and says you can determine the test result yourself




Demon Spray?

Cures Evil Spirits In Computers?


Library patron believes suggests computer sare possessed- most likely very correct.




Sword of Justice

Visits The Triad?


Islamic Justice? here in the triad? If you present "Allah" as a chump there could be a price or program to fit your needs




War Declared?



You want to Cap My Ass? It took you 10 years to figure that out? Take a ticket and stand in line with half the human race. Some body put a website block on the FBI website? What you flunked criminal 101?




Tall Fishing Tales?



Fishing Tips from the great Milton Berle about the big one that didn't get away.




Dr. Burns Prescripton

For Happiness


Dr. George Burns Prescriptions for happiness from the immortal Dr. George Burns (I know he is Jewish and not from Appalachia)




Hill Billy Menu


Meet a redneck at this link or during a redneck hunting expedition HillBilly Menu the chicken that didn't cross the road...and other delights




Pork Chop


Porkchop-this link asks who did you invite to dinner or maybe a new model for world wide cooperation.


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