What do we call the 2000's?  I mean, we've always had the "seventies".  We had the "eighties", the "nineties".

What do we have now?  The "Uh-ohs"?  The "zero zeros"?  What?

I'm not gonna like this decade.

And besides, now that we've changed all our "Y"'s to "K"'s how are we going to get all these calenders to say, "Fridak", "Saturdak"?  Uh?  It's not working out.

I was never afraid of the computer rolling back to 1900 anyway.  1900 was WAY before I was born so it meant nothing to me.

Kids today...  Sheesh.  If anybody had walked into my High School with their pants down to their knees, their hat on backwards, and a ring in their eyebrow they would've been taken out of the gene pool like a Darwin Award winner.

Why is it...  Why don't sheep shrink after it rains?  You've heard a bunch of these but after a while of collecting them, I have the ultimate list.

Our Church  Roy Bible Church in Roy Utah.

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My Statement Of Faith  Every church has one.  This is my personal one since I always seem to differ somewhere with everybody.  :-)